Design Updates, Glow-Ups & A New Team Member
We're absolutely blown away by the creativity you magnificent humans have been sending our way. Seriously, we're over here like proud parents showing off your designs.
Your friendly Chief Dildo Officer here, coming in with updates from our overcrowded office...
Trade war? More like TOYS R (still) US!
Hot with updates from our slightly chaotic UK headquarters. (And by that I mean our studio where we're actively avoiding news coverage while crafting silicone masterpieces.)
The Petal, Secret Office Chaos & Our Fast Food Diet: The Update You Actually Want to Read
My desk is literally drowning in petals right now, and no, I haven't gone full cottagecore. It's just that our new product has me BLOOMING with excitement. (Yes, it's a terrible pun. No, I'm not so...
Product Fails, Hushed Meetings & Your Chance to Design Our Next Bestseller: A Coffee-Fuelled Update
I'm so caffeinated right now that I can physically hear colours, so buckle up for this hyper-speed update!
1,000 Reviews Later: Monkey Tales, St Andrew Crosses & Our 0.3 Star Quest
We've hit 1,000 reviews! 🎉
The Least Sales-y Valentine's Email You'll Get Today 🩷
We just wanted to pop into your inbox today with zero agenda. No flash sales. No limited-time offers. Not even a "Click here to discover our latest creation!"
Lost in Studio Life: Drones, Drama & Dave's Absence
Guess who's been drafted into studio duty? ME
Lost a Tape Measure, Found My Wine Glass: Friday's Tuesday Update
It's Friday. I'm supposed to write these on Tuesday. This is fine. Everything is fine.
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