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Welcome to our little corner of the internet, where pleasure meets playful design and we absolutely never take ourselves too seriously. (Though we do take your pleasure very seriously. Just not in a boring way.)

Well Well Well... Look What You Did!

Usually, I save these rambling emails for Monday mornings, but I couldn't wait. You all have completely blown us away this Black Friday! Our tiny studio is buzzing with excitement (and mild panic, ...

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Nov 30, 2024
Chief Dildo Officer

Award-Winning Chaos & Matt's Concerning Eating Habits

Apparently you've all been telling my boss you love these updates (THANK YOU), so here comes another dose of behind-the-scenes chaos. My Christmas bonus might be riding on this one, so I've made su...

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Nov 25, 2024
Chief Dildo Officer

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Studio Shenanigans, Thicc Owlbears & Democracy

Broadcasting live from my cold desk where Winter Is Coming. 

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Nov 18, 2024
Chief Dildo Officer

Studio Drama, Dragons & Coffee

Important updates from behind the curtain. (And by "curtain" I mean the mountain of dildos on my desk.)

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Nov 11, 2024
Chief Dildo Officer

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The Mystery Dildo
The Mystery Dildo4.7 105 reviews
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The Knot Dildo4.8 91 reviews
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The Venus GrinderThe Venus Grinder
The Venus Grinder4.4 20 reviews
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The oni grinder front angle.The oni grinder front.
The Oni Grinder4.8 30 reviews
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The tentacle: knot dildo front angle.The tentacle: knot dildo side.
The Tentacle: Knot Dildo4.7 50 reviews
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The synstyl grinder front.The synstyl grinder laying down side on.
The Synstyl Grinder4.8 36 reviews
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