Hey there,
Whether you're:
- Living your best solo life
- Partnered up and thriving
- Part of a commune where you sleep with the leader every 3rd Sunday of the month (hey, we don't judge!)
We just wanted to pop into your inbox today with zero agenda. No flash sales. No limited-time offers. Not even a "Click here to discover our latest creation!"
*gasp* A marketing email without marketing? What is this sorcery?
(Although yes, we realise that pointing out we're not marketing is, in itself, a form of marketing...)
Just a heartfelt thanks for being part of our community that celebrates the weird and wonderful creations we bring to life.
Stay fabulous and have a great day,
Your Favourite Chief Dildo Officer
P.S. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled "BUY BUY BUY!!!" emails next week.