Your friendly Chief Dildo Officer here, coming in with updates from our overcrowded office...
Trade war? More like TOYS R (still) US!
Hot with updates from our slightly chaotic UK headquarters. (And by that I mean our studio where we're actively avoiding news coverage while crafting silicone masterpieces.)
The Petal, Secret Office Chaos & Our Fast Food Diet: The Update You Actually Want to Read
My desk is literally drowning in petals right now, and no, I haven't gone full cottagecore. It's just that our new product has me BLOOMING with excitement. (Yes, it's a terrible pun. No, I'm not so...
Product Fails, Hushed Meetings & Your Chance to Design Our Next Bestseller: A Coffee-Fuelled Update
I'm so caffeinated right now that I can physically hear colours, so buckle up for this hyper-speed update!
1,000 Reviews Later: Monkey Tales, St Andrew Crosses & Our 0.3 Star Quest
We've hit 1,000 reviews! 🎉
The Least Sales-y Valentine's Email You'll Get Today 🩷
We just wanted to pop into your inbox today with zero agenda. No flash sales. No limited-time offers. Not even a "Click here to discover our latest creation!"
Lost in Studio Life: Drones, Drama & Dave's Absence
Guess who's been drafted into studio duty? ME
Lost a Tape Measure, Found My Wine Glass: Friday's Tuesday Update
It's Friday. I'm supposed to write these on Tuesday. This is fine. Everything is fine.
True Crime & Battenberg: Just Another Week at UncoverCreations
Another week of organised chaos has passed at HQ, and boy, do we have stories to tell.
New Year, Same Chaotic Energy + 2024 Wrapped
Your favourite slightly-chaotic marketing person here, emerging from a holiday food coma. Fun fact: I've consumed roughly my bodyweight in chocolate and still have zero regrets.
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