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Welcome to our little corner of the internet, where pleasure meets playful design and we absolutely never take ourselves too seriously. (Though we do take your pleasure very seriously. Just not in a boring way.)

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(We're simultaneously thrilled and screaming)

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Nov 28, 2025

Chief Dildo Officer

We Ran Out Of Silicone

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Nov 15, 2025

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The Room Went Silent When I Pitched This...

Now then, now then, I'm coming to you with updates from an airport terminal gate. (I may or may not be writing this while waiting for an airplane to Austria. Why you ask? Because I'm dedicated t...

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Oct 28, 2025

Chief Dildo Officer

Someone tried to order 105 FREE dildos

Hope you're doing well. How's your week going? Good? Great. Okay, small talk out of the way, let's get into the good stuff.

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Oct 14, 2025

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We're kicking Sinnovator out

So much room for activities.

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Sep 26, 2025

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I'm sitting here with a sausage on my lap (not a euphemism)

How are you? How have you been? Happy Friday and all that jazz.

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Sep 12, 2025

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How to Make Sex Toys Boring: A Logistics Deep Dive

The US government is ending the de minimis exemption on August 29th. Now every package sent to the US gets hit with duties, fees and tariffs...

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Aug 25, 2025

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We got nominated for something fancy (and montages)

Our Venus Grinder snagged a nomination for XBIZ Europa's Sex Toy of the Year, Ready Mades are disappearing faster than our ability to restock them, and we're still drowning in orders from that Inst...

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Aug 14, 2025

Chief Dildo Officer

This is one of the hardest posts I've ever had to write

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Aug 5, 2025

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We're Not Panicking

Instagram madness, 1,024 applicants and products disappearing in 3 days...

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Aug 2, 2025