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Welcome to our little corner of the internet, where pleasure meets playful design and we absolutely never take ourselves too seriously. (Though we do take your pleasure very seriously. Just not in a boring way.)

We did a thing. Several things actually.

Right then, Quick housekeeping before the actual news: we have a new person. Matt is our new email marketing guru. His job is to make sure the emails you get are relevant, funny, educational and in...

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Jun 1, 2026

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The mystery revealed?

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May 22, 2026

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Back from China

China trade show happened. It was... fine. We have opinions.

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May 8, 2026

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Size down. Trust us on this one.

Lots of new things. Let's go.

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Apr 18, 2026

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A proper update. Finally. Sorry

New faces, design a grinder & two elephants

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Mar 25, 2026

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Five updates and a monkey

Heyyyyyy, I've got a handful of things to tell you today and I've separated everything with a little dashed line in what I can only describe as the most ambitious formatting decision of my career s...

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Feb 23, 2026

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Free toys for tattoos

(yes, really)

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Feb 11, 2026

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"Quite cringe and exhausting"

A real review we're now owning

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Jan 7, 2026