Goblin II Dildo

I actually got this by mistake but since I already opened the package, I could no longer return it… Well, why not try it? It is a THICK guy, wow! It’s a size small but it’s about as big as my medium Arbora. I also have a small dragon knot 2, small werewolf 4 and a medium and small size love egg so you can see how HUGE this model is. (Also please pardon the hair and lint, silicone seems to be very good at attracting lint and hair.) I had to use a couple smaller dildos to prepare for this guy. The bumps and the bulbous head definitely give interesting sensations that add to the experience. The curve helps find “the spot”, so this is a lot of fun to “play” with. This chonk may have arrived accidentally but I am not complaining! Customer service has already sent a replacement at no cost to me so I am once again a loyal customer for good reason!

xsmall in super soft. softness is good. density is like lean muscle. soft but doesnt give a lot. love the shape. size is good. just seemed a little smaller than expected.

The Goblin II is an amazingly large dildo. That’s the core of it and, to me, this was a plus and the main draw. The medium size easily beats everything else I own and then some, and that is with a collection heavily geared towards the large and oversized.

It carries most of its weight around the middle, but it’s distinctly not knotted, with its girth being relatively equally distributed all around. To me, again, this was a plus. It’s got a nice curve thats also visible in the product pictures, with both a head and a proud shaft to grind into all the good spots.
Also do keep in mind that with a max diameter of 7.4 cm it feels a lot firmer than its smaller counterparts, even in softer firmnesses. I erred on the side of caution and got it in super soft, even though I’m usually a fan of firmer toys, and I can say with full confidence that I do not regret this. The Goblin II in super soft feels similar to the medium Dragon eggs I got (which have a diameter of 5.3 cm).
This, of course, is simply the nature of silicone, that being said, read the listed sizings well before you realise you’re in over your head.

I bought the surprise me basic colourway and this and another toy I got in surprise me basic came matched in a gorgeous purple with red shimmer, which my dragonfucker heart appreciates dearly. (I know it’s a goblin, but what are goblins if not smaller dragons? I can dream.)

My experience with UncoverCreations so far has been great. Their emails, even the ones that are some flavour of stock (thank you for the reminder to send a review!) have a humour and levity to them that I can really appreciate.
I had some problems with other items in my order, which I go into in more depth in the relevant reviews, but the customer service was lovely and they were incredibly kind in fixing the issue. The process itself was made significantly easier by a reminder at the bottom of their emails that you can simply respond to the email! And someone will read what you send! This made it miles easier for me as it meant I didn’t have to spend brain power searching for the Correct email address, or worry about it not being the right one.

I've already provided feedback separately to this review on my experience, and I'm not marking it down because this is entirely my own problem because of the size and firmness combination I chose, but I would recommend *not* following my footsteps and getting the medium in squishy soft, as the lowest part of the shaft is slightly thinner than the rest, and I've found this causes it to bend a lot because of the weight and girth of the rest of the shaft.

Overall, I absolutely love the design and the UC Trademark colours are amazing and I've already ordered another with a different combination of size/firmness.

I'm really just leaving a review to thank the staff member who made this - I went for the 'surprise me premium' option when it was on offer as a freebie, and it turned out so pretty!
I chose a medium - I compared measurements with my other biggest toy, and it was the same size as a 'small' goblin, so I thought I'd size up. When it arrived I thought I'd been too greedy, this is massive 😄 But with some warming up I managed it - stranglely proud of myself? That head is really something else, and the soft silicone makes the whole thing more manageable.
This might not be an everyday toy, but wow it is a treat.

Size: M
Firmess: X-Small
Color: Ready Made
Compared to a The Knot in Small size

I got it in an awsome color!

This toys is quite big for the size range it is in, i got a x-small and its considerably big for this size range, very nice.

It also has a great curve to it, you can hit all the right spots.
Since Ive got it in medium firmness, i can defenitly feel all the textures. I think id prefer for it to have been in Soft firmness, as this is usually my preference, but this was a ready made, so the medium firmness was a calculated risk, which in all fairness, has 100% paid off.

Recomended!