Realistic Dildos

Realistic dildos, for when you want the classic shape (we can't do dragons all the time). Each realistic dildo here is hand poured in platinum silicone, with veins, a natural curve and, on Realistic II, balls. Pick the size, colours and firmness, made to order. Fancy something less human? Try our dragon dildos.

New

Sinnovator Centaur Dildo, front angle view, platinum-cure silicone dildo

Sinnovator Centaur Dildo4.7

37 reviews

From £49

4.7

37 reviews

Realistic Dildo II, side view, platinum-cure silicone dildo

Realistic Dildo II5.0

8 reviews

From £49

5.0

8 reviews

The Realistic Dildo, front view, platinum-cure silicone dildo

The Realistic Dildo4.6

16 reviews

From £59

4.6

16 reviews

Ready-Made

Realistic Dildo II - X Small Size - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made5.0

8 reviews

£49

5.0

8 reviews

Ready-Made

Sinnovator Centaur Dildo - Large Size - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made - Vac-U-Lock - Almost Perfect4.7

39 reviews

£119

4.7

39 reviews

Ready-Made

Sinnovator Centaur Dildo - Large Size - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made - Almost Perfect4.7

39 reviews

£119

4.7

39 reviews

What is a realistic dildo? (The short version)

A realistic dildo is shaped like the real thing: a defined head, a natural curve, veins and, on some, balls. No scales, no suckers, no surprises. It's the classic for a reason. And unlike the real thing, you choose the exact size, colour and squish.

Ours are platinum cure silicone with a wide, flat base, so they're body safe and safe for anal play. Fancy something a bit less human? Have a look at our knot dildos.

Realistic dildo firmness (pick your squish)

Super Soft: our best seller, and the one we'd pick for a first realistic. Bends, squashes, forgives.
Squishy Soft: our softest (basically a marshmallow with ambition).
Medium: holds its shape and stands up on its own, so you feel every vein.

Can't decide? Super Soft. The firmness guide has the details.

Are realistic dildos safe? (Ours are. Here's the boring bit.)

Every realistic is platinum cure silicone, which is non porous, phthalate free and easy to sterilise. Every model has a wide base, so it's safe for anal. Use plenty of lube, and water, silicone and oil based lube all work with our silicone. The care guide covers cleaning and storage.

Find your realistic

We mostly make dragons. These are the ones that look like they've never met one.

Shape first, size later (on the product page). One rule: compare against something you already own, not the size name.

Your first realistic
Start here
Comes in X-Small, with balls (you asked). Super Soft is the friendly choice.
Realistic Dildo II
Curved, for a G or P spot
Easy shape
Both curve. Realistic II curves more.
Realistic Dildo II Realistic Dildo
Girthy, with veins
Some stretch
Raised veins and a girthy head. Three sizes, from non intimidating to "how will that fit?"
Realistic Dildo
Hands free, on a suction cup or harness
Easy shape
The Realistic has a wide, flat base that stays put. Add a double suction cup or a Vac-U-Lock hole on the product page.
Realistic Dildo Realistic Dildo II
Realistic tip, with a cum tube
Some stretch
From our sister brand Sinnovator: a human tip that turns mythical further down. It's the one here that takes a cum tube.
Sinnovator Centaur Dildo
Long (and then some)
Final boss
Five sizes, from curious to "are you sure about this?" Check the size guide before you go big.
Sinnovator Centaur Dildo

Realistic dildo size comparison (no fibbing about inches here)

Every realistic dildo we make, drawn to scale. Tap one for its full measurements, or pick up to three and compare.

Realistic Dildos sizes: insertable length and widest circumference
Product	Size	Insertable length	Max circumference
Realistic Dildo II	X-Small	13.5cm (5.3″)	11.8cm (4.6″)
Realistic Dildo II	Small	16cm (6.3″)	14.2cm (5.6″)
Realistic Dildo II	Medium	19.1cm (7.5″)	16.2cm (6.4″)
Realistic Dildo II	Large	21.1cm (8.3″)	18cm (7.1″)
Sinnovator Centaur Dildo	X-Small	14cm (5.5″)	12.5cm (4.9″)
Sinnovator Centaur Dildo	Small	19.1cm (7.5″)	17cm (6.7″)
Sinnovator Centaur Dildo	Medium	23.6cm (9.3″)	19.8cm (7.8″)
Sinnovator Centaur Dildo	Large	31cm (12.2″)	20.3cm (8.0″)
Sinnovator Centaur Dildo	X-Large	40.9cm (16.1″)	24.9cm (9.8″)
The Realistic Dildo	Small	13.5cm (5.3″)	14.5cm (5.7″)
The Realistic Dildo	Medium	18.5cm (7.3″)	15.2cm (6.0″)
The Realistic Dildo	Large	23.9cm (9.4″)	17.8cm (7.0″)

Realistic dildo FAQs

The things everyone asks before their first realistic.

Realistic or fantasy dildo: which should I get?

Realistic if you want the familiar shape: a head, a curve, veins, maybe balls. Fantasy if you want texture a human just can't do, like scales, suckers or a knot. Same platinum silicone either way. Torn? The Centaur does both, and our dragon dildos are right there when you're ready.

What size is "average"?

We're not going to make up a number (everyone else does). Every model has its real measurements in the size guide. The easiest way to choose: measure something you already like, then pick the size closest to it. Not sure? Start smaller. You can always level up.

Which realistic dildo is best for beginners?

Realistic II in X-Small. It has a gentle curve, and in Super Soft (our best seller) it's very forgiving. Use plenty of lube, go slowly and stop if anything hurts.

Can I choose the colour and firmness?

Yes. Our realistics are made to order, so you pick the colours and the firmness (Squishy Soft, Super Soft or Medium) when you order. Fair warning: the colour guide is a rabbit hole.

Can I use it with a harness or suction cup?

Yes. Add a double suction cup for hands free play (shower wall, chair, headboard, your call), or a Vac-U-Lock hole for Vac-U-Lock harnesses and attachments. Pick the upgrade on the product page.

How long does a made to order realistic take?

It's hand poured once you order, so it joins the production queue (Matt, our production lead, is on it). The wait depends on how busy the queue is, and the current estimate is on our shipping page. In a hurry? Ready Mades ship in 1 to 3 working days, but when one's gone, it's gone.

Is shipping discreet?

Always. Plain packaging and a boring name on your bank statement (your postie will never know). We ship worldwide, and EU and US orders arrive with tax and duties already paid, so there's nothing extra to pay at the door.