Reviews

This dildo worked so well that it unironically made me bust a nut so good that it gave me a hemorrhagic stroke. 10/10 would recommend and would nut again

I am unfortunately attracted to cis-men, both sexually and romantically. Lately, I've been wanting one to just ruin my life (read: pu$$y) so much but they've just been ruining everything else instead. So what was I to do?

Found this little gem and knew immediately I had to have one. First, the man I wasted ~8 years of my life with didn't really go down on me and when he did, he had obviously recently watched porn. Nothing wrong with that, but real life is not a porn movie. So even that was more about him than what I wanted and devouring my soul through my vag. Second, I masturbate by grinding. Third, let's bring all the weird shit into 2025. Fourth, sometimes the thought of riding a demon's face just does it for me, you know?

I didn't balk at the price, especially with the care and quality y'all put into making these toys. I went for the skin-feel add-on and boy howdy was that ever a great decision! I also bought a bottle of the suggested lube, because lube is always a good thing to have.

I've used this guy strapped to a pillow so I can ride it while holding onto my bed frame, and while I didn't have an O from that position it still felt amaaazing and got me very ready for when I decided to finish.

I've also held it between my legs so I could really get it in there and seriously? I had no words. Legit one of the best Os I've ever had.

The tongue is a perfect size and flexibility, and the textured face makes grinding all over it quite the experience. The only qualm I had was if it would be difficult to clean and dry out well, but no issues with that.

Best part? I can satisfy the urge to fuck a guy's face without having to hear him talk!

This is actually my first dildo ever! I've never really seen the appeal of penetration, just finding it vaguely uncomfortable, but I decided I wanted to change that; so why not go all in and get myself something nice and fancy and appealing to my very specific kink?

I chose the small ovipositor in squishy soft, with a glow-in-the-dark pink fade to a black base, and matching glow-in-the-dark pink eggs. Unfortunately, the first ovipositor I received had the wrong colours; neon pink instead of glow-in-the-dark pink. I contacted UC and explained the issue, and they immediately remade and sent me a new one, free of charge. I even got a free x-small Arbora in a super cute pastel pink/blue combo, which was very nice of them :)

Both of the ovipositor pours look awesome, but as you can see in the images (forgive my blasphemous use of a sacred text, I needed a flat surface to put them on) the glow-in-the-dark pink is a lot lighter than the colour selector would have you believe, and it doesn't really glow pink, more of a blue-ish white. This would've been fine if it was a matter of me not doing my research; however, I spent literal hours trying to find irl examples of the colours, but their social media pages and website gallery rarely ever state the actual names of the colours used.

I've also seen a lot of people mention difficulties with pushing the eggs through the ovipositor, and I have three (or is it technically four?) words for you: USE OIL-BASED LUBE! Just a thin layer on the outside of the eggs before adding your favourite water-based/hybrid lube makes things WAYYY easier. The ovipositor page says that you need a lot of lube, but I honestly think it should specify that water-based/hybrid lube alone is just not enough.

I was a bit worried that I'd be unable to get the eggs out of my body, but it turned out fine. I usually can't get the final egg out by just pushing, but it's easy enough using my fingers. The whole process is a bit of a workout, but that's absolutely not a negative for me; I find the combination of exhaustion and relief gives me a special sort of satisfaction.

As someone with zero penetration experience, it took a few attempts, working my way up with the eggs and my fingers before actually being able to fit the ovipositor. Probably an ambitious choice for a first-timer, but I don't regret it at all.

All in all, I'm very very happy with my purchase! I guess my only real criticism is that I wish the site had some clear examples of what the different colours actually look like in real life.

And finally, as more of a general suggestion for the website, it'd be nice if you could pick which type (and maybe firmness) of eggs you want to get with your ovipositor :)
(Because seriously, why doesn't the Xenomorph Ovipositor come with the Alien II eggs? They're the Praetomorph-inspired ones, damn it!)

This is the first grinder I've ever purchased - it was the biggest investment I've ever made on a sex toy and OhMyGod was it worth it! This grinder is perfect for someone who likes a little bit of penetration with a focus on clitoral stimulation. Shopping was so fast (even with me being over seas in the U.S.) and I was amazed how quickly it was at my front door. Shipping was immaculately discreet. And the toy was perfect - best orgasm I've had in a long time. I got the silky smooth upgrade and really like the feel of it - there is definitely an unusual scent associated with it, but I personally like it and prefer it so much more than the standard silicone smell.

All in all, fantastic product and I'm excited to invest in more Uncover Creations products in the future!!

I'm a transmasc fellow and after a bunch of stuff, I received this as a "sorry" gift alongside a remake for a torn toy.
OMG holy Frick. This is the first toy that I can use in a "male" stroking manner.
A whole new experience, and I want more.
Lastly. It is beautiful. The pinkish fleshy color has a shimmer to it.
Will be getting way more.

I got mine in violet or purple and was very happy with the colour.

It's really comfortable to use and easy to control/direct. The finger gap is wide and fits well.

I would've enjoyed a wider tentacle but that's me personally, if more handheld grinders are made I'd be most looking forward to the original tentacle grinder design maybe with a more square shape to maximise the space it uses.

I ordered this in Large and it turns out this toy stretches, among other things, the meaning of the word "realistic." This is a fanfiction dick. I'm pretty sure the mere act of clicking "add to cart" set off some kind of klaxon over at UC headquarters. The little card they packed with it tells me my order was crafted with care by Ed, who must have been muttering "no fucking way" the whole time they were working on it. If someone ever breaks into my flat, I now have something with which to beat the intruder to death.

Five stars. Use lube.

I did not know what to expect when I ordered this, but this is the best toy I've ever purchased. After reading reviews I went with the medium firmness and let them surprise me with the colour (I got pearlescent white, which gave me pause, but im leaning into the ethereal alien vibes) Game changer! 10/10! No notes! My only complaint is that I have other jobs to do but zero motivation to leave the bedroom.

SO, I’ve never once used a grinder before. And I actually struggled to find one I liked the look of. I happened to stumble upon undercover’s shop and honestly didn’t hesitate in getting one from here!

Pros:
- The lovely human who made my toy matched it to the strap colour I got. Not sure if it was intentional or not but it’s aesthetically appreciated!
- Great size! A lot bigger than I actually thought it would be. It took me a minute to figure out how I was going to use it, but ended up making a pillow mount which worked well for me.
- The vibrating bullet hole is a MUST for me. Without it I would def struggle to get what I want out of it, but it fits all my bullets so works well.
- The design! How cool is that? I love out thereish designs just as they’re fun to look at, and I think this company has that DOWN.

Meh’s:
- NOT the fault of the company techs, but I’d def go to the next ‘hardness’ up next time. It’s very very soft and I think I’d like a bit more .. grip? But now I know so I’ll be getting another in future!
- T-Boy problem that I’ve seen others mention before; if you have larger growth, it does slip out of place a fair bit. The tentacle is a good width but for us a wider one would’ve been better, but absolutely not super necessary. Just takes getting used to it!
- The silky soft upgrade was something I was interested in, but as I have sensory issues around smells I know I wouldn’t have been able to handle it I don’t think. So maybe if there was a way to look into a different option for a similar outcome in future that would be something I was interested in!

Overall, I’m so pleased. I get nervous buying new toys and I feel like this company is just some genuine humans making cool stuff! It’s a little pricier yes, but as an investment I do think it’s 100% worth it.

Other things to note:
- My free mini was a super cool knot mini, but, I wish I’d upgraded to the size up as it really does nothing for me now haha!
- I don’t know if it’s possible but maybe you could offer a ‘taster’ bag of your teeny peenies in all the different ‘hardness’ that the main toys can come in? I think it would be great to sample before committing to the main thing!

Ohh OOh Ahh AHH

Im terrible at picking out colors so I emailed them for help and they responded asap & were so kind. The colors turned out AMAZING! The design is perfect. The eggs come out easily with minimal squeezing and lots of lube.
I will say, the star of the show are the eggs. 3-5 of them inside me plus my hubbys thick cock and omfg. Nonstop orgasms. Any small movement makes all the eggs almost vibrate and move in such a way that is just pure bliss. Im a 31yr women who has tried many a kinks, but this...this is my favorite. Complete blind blowing sex. Im buying more eggs.

This is my first ever ovipositor and I'm not gonna lie, I had no idea what is was doing haha. Firstly, they got it to me super fast, and it was a surprise style and I love the blue they sent me. They also sent me an assortment of eggs, one of which that glows in the dark! Really cool!

Now, for awhile, I have had issues with getting the eggs to deposit inside properly, despite loading up literally cups of lube. I even made sure to stretch each time just in case it was that I was too tight.
If anyone else has had these issues, check the lube you're using. One night I just happened to try my cum style lube, and holy hell it made those suckers fly out that toy. I'm not sure if it'd the ingredients, but I was using Slippery Stuff with no good results, but then used the Xesso(?) cum lube which made them work so well.

This is my favorite toy and I look forward to ordering more. Thank you guys for a well developed toy. I now get to live out my AVPR fantasy each night haha.

Great texture, with just the right firmness. If you sneeze while you've got these in, they will come firing out of you like the baseball-throwing machines at the batting cages. Watch your aim.

I have really struggled with vaginal penetration without experiencing pain due to tightness however the extra small was so perfectly sized & shaped and so soft and smooth it made me feel things I never thought I would be able to experience. I am so glad that there are XS sizes available now, I want to try them all! I can’t recommend the pinpoint enough :))

I ordered an XL Centaur in black, in super soft:

(Firstly I’ll mention the site images to get that out the way, the comparison image of the toy in various sizes can be a bit misleading, especially in the large and XL size due to it being the same image, but resized… In the XL size, the Centaur is much longer and proportionally thinner than the comparison image shows, so if you’re buying this size, the attached image in my review is a much more “accurate” representation of it. After looking at the measurements, the proportion changes seem more obvious, but the site comparison image can be a bit misleading, especially in the larger sizes)
Now onto the toy itself, it’s probably the longest toy I own, and it’s a real blast to use! Despite the proportion discrepancies I mentioned above, the sculpt itself is great, and the thinner humanoid tip on it is much more “forgiving” than a traditional Equine-y one, which is good for the kinds of depths a toy this size will be reaching. Quality wise, while I only ordered mine in black, it’s pristine without any blemishes, and is an extremely premium toy that I’ve come to expect from Uncover Creations (all their toys are very high quality)!

The only “issue” I’ve found with the toy is more of an issue I’ve noticed with Sinnovator design toys in general, this one has a very “oddly” shaped base to it, due to the extreme taper on the connection between the balls and the base of the shaft, and while I never expected this toy to stand upright due to it’s extreme size (it’s 19 inches long!) and firmness (super soft), this thinner, oddly shaped base does make it feel particularly floppy, and also has made attaching the large double suction cup to it a bit of a pain. It does “fit”, but between the odd base, and the overall floppiness of it, it’s much more likely to become unstuck than some of UC’s other toys which feature a wider, more circular base. I’m not sure how this fares with the smaller sizes, I imagine the Large size would be even worse in this regard, but the medium size might perfectly fit the medium double suction cup. But honestly? In the XL size, this would be more of a toy you’d want to use with a saddle ring than any kind of suction cup anyway :p

But overall, it’s a very fun toy to use once you understand what to expect proportionally from the XL size, and how it differs from the smaller sizes, and it has the same great quality you’d expect from Uncover Creations (or Sinnovator? I’m not actually sure who made this given that it arrived in a Sinnovator bag, but it’s still excellent quality none the less). The base of the toy can be a bit strange and unsupportive, and doesn’t like to stay attached to the large double suction cup, but I don’t think any toy in such an extreme size would fare well here either.

But I’m very happy with the Centaur, and would recommend the XL one to anyone looking for a very hefty sized toy, I guess with the above points considered.

Loved it! Its thick and has plenty to melt, more than I needed.

Had too much Fun and made a mess! I didnt know it would be such a difficult cleanup.

I reccomend doing a bit of research before trying waxplay, dont be like me lol.

So first the pros:
- it's actually quite pretty shades of pink, and the outside tentacle design looks nice
- it glows in the dark pretty well on one side (but not the other) and doesn't seem to need direct sunlight to charge
- shipping to the US didn't take too long

And the cons:
- I ordered a marble of glow-in-the-dark pink and glow-in-the-dark blue, and instead it looks like I got the glow pink and something that definitely isn't blue (a lighter non-glow pink probably)
- the "super soft silicone" is anything but. This is the toughest, stiffest material of any sex toy I own (pentratable or insertable) and reminds me a lot of rubber KONG dog chew toys
- given the stiff material, using it is unpleasant, and the interior texture is pretty boring and minimal
- adverstised as reversible, it took me several minutes of struggling to turn it inside out. I had to apply an impressive amount of force, to the point where I was concerned it would break (to its credit, it didn't)
- once turned inside out, the texture was no longer boring, but using it was actively painful due to the lack of give, even with generous amounts of lube

This bad boy can hold such heavy dildos in place! Finally I can use my favorites without fighting for my life. Grab yours too today!

The mini dildos are great! I've always had issues with penetration bc my pelvic floor is at a weird angle or something, so these were a nice little encouragement before committing to something bigger. They are also kind if great for beginners anal play bc they're so soft so they go in easily without any prep, other than washing up 😆

10/10 for design, testure, that Tongue... and a fun ride. Got anamazing colour combo too, at first it was like bipride vibes and then when thw lights went off - surprise! Glow in the dark!
Really can't recommend her enough!

My photos don't do it justice!
The pour is gorgeous, I honestly want to keep it on my shelf and not stashed away.
I got a mix of dragons gold, forest green and indian silk, which i'm in love with and will probably be ordering other toys in this mix.
The texture is thoroughly enjoyable and really quite varied depending on how you position it.
The super soft option is the perfect mix of firm enough to have something solid to grind against, while still being soft enough to be a nice glide.

I got this in the squishy soft and glow eggs. Medium size. The texture is fun. The tentacle did come with a tiny tear at the base, not a big deal. The glow does not take much to charge up- if you want to light them up with bright light they charge up fast and glow quite brightly. And if you hold a small flashlight close they will be brighter where you hold the flash light which is not needed for play but why not?
The medium size makes for smaller eggs than I expected, but the sensation is nice, and funneling some extra lube through the tentacle with the eggs makes for a fun time.
I will say that after play I tend to have an easier time removing them if I go about my day and come back to it after my lady bits have cooled down. I have tried to remove them right after rigorous play and found that I will only give myself anxiety if she’s not ready to give them back.

These are absolutely amazing! The colors are beautiful, and the toy itself is soft and the perfect small size.😍 I love that you can use them as a vibrator (with a bullet inside), as they’re much softer than most vibrators. This makes them feel even more comfortable and enjoyable!

The only downside is how they handle the "Freebie" on the invoice. Instead of listing it with a price (€55,95) and then applying a discount, it would be so much better if they simply marked the freebie as €0,00. Since customs calculate fees based on the total invoice value (ignoring discounts), this method unnecessarily doubles the import costs. I ended up paying €30 for customs when it could have been half if the freebie hadn’t been assigned a value. A small change, but it would make a big difference!😊

I really hope they change this in the future because I’d definitely order again, the toys are just perfect!🥰

When I submitted my order I sent an email to customer service asking that the mystery dildo be made with left over colours from the grinder toy I ordered (spend $80 and get a mystery toy is genius marketing btw) or the neon pink colour, if at all possible (hello ocd for matching things). Customer service replied super quickly and said they would do their best, and did they ever! They used the colour I asked for, and I was so happy I almost cried when I opened the package. Thank you for accommodating a request you didn’t have to fulfill, I love seeing big companies pay attention to the little details! The quality is amazing, the silicone is fantastic (no smell at all with the super squishy silicone) and I’m already planning the next purchase.

I don't usually write a review for the toys I buy online - but I definitely was surprised with the results for this one. The colour was not what I was expecting at all, but I still absolutely loved how it came out. The sensations were, on the first try, very nice and powerful - can't wait to try it more to see what I can achieve with this ! As a man with a penis, I thought that maybe this toy wasn't the most adapted to my morphology - but I was wrong, and I can confidently say that this might be the most gender-inclusive toy I now own ! I think that going for the Squishy Soft option was also definitely a plus, as the firmess is exactly what I needed. As someone completely new to the world of grinders, this was definitely the best introduction I could get. Overall, it also makes me happy to see gender-inclusive sextoys: it's utterly simple, and yet beautifully universal and I can definitely see an infinite amount of possibility for all people with all bodies. The only improvement I could see is that it could definitely be bigger in terms of size - the picture with the can as a reference model I think is not completely accurate. Nonetheless, it stayed in place the entire time, and even if it was slightly small, I absolutely had no problems using it. The smaller gifted toy was also a very nice commercial gesture, so simply, thank you !