Reviews

I really appreciate UC for having this option available for those of us who love thickness but can't take as much depth. My Surprise Me Premium arrived in a pretty dark pearleascent pink with white near the tip (heehee). My only wish would be for a narrower base below the knot so it could feel more "locked in," but this is overall a great time that I can enjoy more often than my other UC toys.

I am very happy with my purchase from uncover creations. I bought one of the ready made, squishy soft with the silky smooth upgrade and bullet hole. I think it would be unwise to purchase one of these without the bullet hole, and when I do purchase another I will make sure to add to that one as well. I think it adds a lot to the experience and to not have it as an option would give you less freedom with how you use it. Since it’s already expensive, I think making your toy truly pro level is worth it. I also don’t think I could go without the silky smooth! It feels so amazing on skin it’s just lovely even to touch with your hands, I don’t find its smells nutty at all. I’m still figuring out how to use it best, but the quality alone has sold me on this company forever. The marble is also gorgeous.

Warrior Dragon Specs:

Size: S
Firmness: Super Soft
Colour: UC Trademark

Photo Comparison Specs:
The Knot -> Size: S
Paper -> A4

Let's get this out of the way - the colour - LOOK AT IT - It's beautiful, I have no words for it. I got the UC Trademark colours, and all I have to say is: Whoever came up with this colour pallet needs a raise.

Ahem - with that out of the way... the review!

The Warrior Dragon dildo is great - lots of texture, great shape, beautiful to look at.

The texture is very noticeable, to top half makes a small "knot" which feels amazing when inserting and playing around. It has lots of texture if you enjoy it (I sure do) - but not too much, it's doesn't "poke" your insides like some other textured dildos out there.

The knot itself is a great challenge - slightly smaller than "The Knot" but very sizeable anyway.

I got this one in the Super Soft firmness and it's does the job great.
If you are REALLY into texture then perhaps a Medium firmness might be better, as I expect them to be more defined, but I haven't tried it so don't hold me accountable! :(

I've included photos of in on an A4 paper, as well as next to a "The Knot" dildo, the specs on those are also in the review - All hail size comparisons!!!

Overall, good size, good texture, beautiful colours, respectable knot - I'm very happy with my purchase :)

Centaur Specs:
Size: S
Firmness: Super Soft
Colour: UC Trademark

Photo Comparison Specs:
The Knot -> Size: S
Paper -> A4

This toy is absolutely amazing, it's huge, girthy, and perfect is you like size.

It's my first toy this size and I love it - I recommend it for everyone looking for a BIG challenge.
If you're new sex toys, or bigger toys in general, you might want to get the XS size, as the S is already massive.
Do check the pictures, I've included photos of in on an A4 paper (everyone has A4 paper... right?), as well as next to a "The Knot" dildo, I figured that as it's a Classic, many people might have it.

As for texture - It's great, you can feel the piercings VERY well. The human tip is great for inserting. You can feel the equine rings on it too. Also, the balls make it a nice plus, they are very nice to hold.

I've got it in Super Soft firmness, which I feel was perfect, I have other toys in medium, and this one is 100% a Super Soft kind-of-toy. It allows it to flex for an easier play time ;)

Its overall an amazing experience that makes you want to go back for more.

As for the colour, UC was kind enough to give me the trademark colors - I wasn't a big fan on it in the pictures, but in real like it's absolutely stunning.

10/10 would recommend again.

I just wanted to add a review on my order as I'm not 100% satisfied. I've purchased The Tentacle Grinder in the past with the same with The Super Soft Firmness, and the texture feels different, the bumps in the middle looses its shape as I glide my finger across it with minimal pressure. The penetrative tentacle part also changes shape more than I'd like using my hands. The surface also grabs more on the skin compared to the other one I got, so the silicone was cured quicker and such I feel will irritate my skin.

I also think with this model that more importantly that the hole for the vibrator should be have more options when selecting the product. I was under the assumption that the hole would be where the tentacle is would be a small hole that you would insert upwards. However I have a horizontal slit instead under the bumps as shown below. I was confused and looked at some reviews of the same product and saw that they were more like my initial assumption. Honestly I prefer the location now with the easier insertion/removal, and also since I get more pleasure from clitoral than penetration however other customers may feel differently and may feel they're not getting what they asked for. As such I feel that the company should also advertise what the underside of the product in the initial photos in this change or add an option whether they want the vibrant hole to be vertical or horizontal.

As mentioned in the title, this one was a freebie, so the star rating is a little mean, lol. I like the idea of this one, but the presumably medium firmness just made this one too difficult to enjoy. I’ve had no issues with bigger UC knotty toys that were super soft/squishy soft, though I will admit those ones had better tapered designs (like Werewolf 4 or Dragon Knot 1).

Huge plus is that the Pinpoint really does put a ton of pressure on the G-spot so if that’s how you get off, this one does work as advertised, haha. Just not my jam in almost every single way. I am a man who enjoys length and tapered shafts that end with just *some* girth!

Though again, to be fair: this was a freebie, and I probably wouldn’t have purchased this toy myself, so I appreciate the chance to try something new. Ball swerved right into the gutter for me with this one!

It is so worth it! I've never been disappointed by the mystery dildo, they have always given me something unique and and something I may not have chosen but I am glad I tried it out. Thank you so much!

Everything about this is just amazing. Size, ridges, colour, feel. I love it! I didn't think I could take the whole thing but when I did, wow. I was seeing stars in the best way. New favourite dildo unlocked ❤️

I like bigger dildos. So this seemed small when I got it but then when I tried it out and felt that Knot. Wow. It felt perfect, I guess I like girth and not just depth 😅

This one is a beast, I need some warming up before attempting it. But it is worth it, I know there are smaller sizes but even still it feels amazing.
The photos don't show it very well but even though it is very dark it has a glittery shimmer which looks so nice!

I ordered a small in the UC Trademark style color option and got a toy where the tip of it was quite discolored with a metallic red tone. Afterwards when I gave notice I had a problem with it, I got sent a new replacement for free which was very nice of them, only to discover that this one had the exact same issue with the tip being discolored in the same tone as the original. Now I have 2 discolored toys lol.

The overall look and feel of the toy is fine but the color is not, go for anything other then the UC Trademark color option when considering this product.

Ordered a Med in squishy soft.
It’s the first toy of this size I’ve had, and no regrets here for size!! The shape is amazing too. The bigger details like ridges and bumps are noticeable, and the smaller details like texture, veins, and general shape make me go “Huh! That feels crazy!” As an intermediate level user of fantasy toys, that’s exactly what I’m going for. To be fair, I did giggle like an idiot when I saw it in person and immediately thought “oh f**k what have I done”, but again, very pleased with the experience.

UC has always been good to me, and I’m def coming back. F**k’d up an order detail, emailed them explaining the mistake, and they were super accommodating and helpful. Not to mention, they’ve got the nerve to make unreasonably high quality toys? Hm, consider me impressed.

My only regret is the firmness I selected. As the material is very squishy, and the base is narrower than expected, the base is not firm enough to suction strongly to with the round suction cup UC offers. Additionally, because of the heft (and it is hefty <3) it ends up popping off of any suction cups way too easy. Makes it difficult to handle, but there are work arounds. Not sure if split density would be possible for this one, or if the base could be widened, but honestly, that detail should NOT deter people from getting this one! If you’re interested, it won’t disappoint.

I do NOT recommend Medium Centuar for newcomers or beginners. Stick to an XS if it’s your first fantasy toy. Honestly, try the Realistic if it’s your first toy in general. UC knocks it out of the park with their material quality, and it’ll be useful in helping figure out what customization options you like. Also, having something standard (like the Realistic) to compare new purchases to can help tell you if it’s gonna be an Oooh or an Ouch. Sometimes a coke can just isn’t quite enough to gauge scale ;)

To round it out, TLDR… medium squishy soft. HEFTY. The base doesn’t cooperate with suction cups. I recommend!

Pictures: a white barn/bath and body works candle for reference, the suction cup in question, and a Realistic (Custom Colour, Med)

I love this dildo. I got it as mystery dildo and I can't be more pleased. I got this in the small and it's the perfect size for little ol' me, the knot may take a little bit to get used to but it feels amazing. I got it in a supersoft so it's a bit bendy, but I wouldn't really want to go any firmer.

On the whole its a really quality piece of work, I haven't had the chance to use it properly yet but from what I have experienced the texture is really very nice, and I love the colours.
I'm not sure on the size, it is very large, to the point of being unwieldy, and the placement of the bubbly points could be closer to the stem. About the stem, its nice but I would love it to be thicker.
If I were to buy it again I would get the medium firmness, I have some trouble getting the stem in, seeing how it's so thin, the supersoft firmess makes it very bendy.
I realised this I'd all very personally opinion, if what im saying sounds like your bag go for it, they're very nice, love thats it's hand made.
My grinder did however have some minor problems in the molding, one of the strap holes seems to be fused shut.

they're so cute

He's the perfect addition to my collection! I've been wanting to get a smaller toy for while just for some casual play and this guy fits the bill so well! I love getting a mystery package and this came with my order of the Void. It's so perfect and the size is genuinely just so fun!! The colors went so beautifully together and it feels and looks like a tongue which is delightful.

Holy f*ck is this thing incredible!! I got the Void in small and squishy soft and its literally so perfect. The flat and wide tip feels so different and hits all the right places plus this is definitely one of my squishiest toys and it's so SO nice!! The surprise me premium color also came out soooo lovely, it's a gorgeous metallic gun metal silver and it's stunninggggg.

Wooooo boy. I got the extra small and when I received it, thought it was too small. I was wrong. That very subtle swell of the knot feels insanely good and filling when thrusting with it. Might be my new go-to dildo now. Not too big that it needs a lot of prep, not to small/slim that it’s not satisfying. Perfect on every way

As always, thanks to the team for fulfilling my silly surprise me premium request of “something ridiculous and/or crazy” and giving me what appears to be a hot pink and a speckled blue. I looked at the color guide and I have no idea what these correspond to, but I love it so much. It made me laugh so hard when I opened the package.

Anyway, as for the actual package, I had a lot of fun with this one. I’ve always had trouble with size (girth in particular), so I appreciate that UC actually has a good range of small to big toys, compared to other monster toy brands that seem to expect everyone to be a size queen, lol. This one’s fun because it has a nice curve to ease the toy in, and I love the little ridges on the underside. I like knots but most knot toys are too crazy for me, so I really enjoyed this bad boy having more of a tapered shaft than a big-ass bulbous knot.

Initially, I *was* a little freaked out seeing its size (again, I’m not good with girth, and this is probably the thickest toy I own that’s reasonably sized for me) but using a warm/up toy plus having the squishy soft add-on and plenty of lube helped out. Love it! Can’t wait to give this sucker another ride, haha.

Definitely agreeing with other folks that this is one noisy-ass grinder once you get going, but the squelches are a hot plus for me—other than the obvious, yeah, there’s no privacy to be had, haha. I got the a surprise me premium and requested something “purple-y” and they absolutely delivered! I think the contrast is so pretty.

As a trans guy, it’s pretty fun to get my bottom growth bits in and around there. I agree with someone else that cleaning her feels like I’m fingering her, haha. High learning curve, yes, especially since I’ve only used the oni and venus grinders, which have more obvious “insert the protruding thing” aspects, lol.

The fun toys and the incredible customer service are why I keep coming back for more! I think this order was my third one total, and I’m sure I’ll make another one or three in the future! Thanks Jade + team!

I went with a medium size, medium firmness- still wonderfully flexible, and the length was ideal. Haven't managed to take the knot yet but the firmness makes it super easy to get close

As a complete newbie to this kind of toy it took a few tries for me to hit my stride... but when you find the angle that works just right for you... it's amazing! I can't wait to explore more angles with Laz (yes I named them). The medium is perfect for me and the artwork is beautiful.. I do not hide Laz, they're proudly shown on my bedroom shelf.
Try it... you might like it!

I purchased the grinder in super soft, surprise me premium, with no additional add ons. Let me start out by saying, the colors are absolutely GORGEOUS!! Plus reminds me of the loch ness monster
There’s definitely a learning curve to these toys. You will need to use quite a bit of lube before using her, which I’m not the biggest fan of since the texture of lube and the feeling just isn’t my thing. No lube means things are going to get caught, snag, or drag in an uncomfortable way while you use it, which is irritating. I don’t know if i received the right firmness though; it felt way too hard when I was squishing it to be super soft. Using it normally for just 15 minutes did end of bruising my pubic bone and it’s still quite painful 3 days later—The bruising and pain is definitely making me put off using it again which sucks since I want to like it. I do wonder if the silky smooth upgrade or a different firmness would allow me to actually use it the toy without pain + bruising.
It didn’t come with a little care card or instructions like most toys do, which i do find odd. I have to pull out my phone every time I want to make sure I’m sanitizing/cleaning/storing properly, which is annoying.
Take this review with a grain of salt because what doesn’t works for me might work for you! I will say, if you’re trying to decide between this one and the synstyl, get this one; the shape is much more comfortable and it’s definitely a lot quieter in terms of squelching.

She GLOWS!!!! I got surprise me premium and was really disappointed, and irritated tbh, when I opened the box and saw that the grinder was all one color. I washed it and left it out to dry while I slept. I turned the light off and was planning on writing a slightly peeved email about the coloring before actually going to sleep… Surprise! That plain pink toy is actually a night light! There’s no editing done to the photos, she’s genuinely so gorgeous and glows so well! The earlier disappointment just poofed away once I looked at it in the dark. The muted pink combined with the baby blue and pale yellow is gorgeous. It reminds me a lot of strawberry lemonade, it’s so cute. Honestly, it is quite amusing looking down after everything is done and just seeing something glow between your thighs.

In terms of actual usage it’s okay—Maybe my expectations were too high but the usage was a bit disappointing. I got it in super soft with no additional add ons. There is a learning curve that I’ve yet to experience, but hopefully some experimentation will help me find the best way to use it. I do definitely prefer the venus grinder over this one. The angle makes it feel a bit odd and unnatural to use. You have to use quite a bit of lube to make things really glide in a way that’s enjoyable. All the lube making cleaning a pain; (also it feels like I’m fingering my toy whenever I wash it; it’s really funny.) I will say that she’d loud! Like definitely can’t use it if anyones awake because the squelching noise is obscene.

I orderd the large super soft and I am a huge fan after my first play session.

It’s my first toy from UncoverCreations. The toy is of great quality, I will definitely order more!