The Dragon: Scale Dildo
A rounded bulb tip eases you in, and then a stacked column of segmented scales takes over, each ridge building on the last until you forget what you came here to do (and then you remember, and you keep going). Yes it's girthy enough to make you pause, but it's shorter than it looks and poured in body-safe platinum silicone, so it's full without the next-day cervix regret. The kind of shape that doesn't have a polite real-world comparison, which is rather the point.
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Full details
Full details
Some of you have been very vocal about wanting more girth and we heard you.
So when @srirachaskrimps (the same design genius behind the Goblin II) came back with a new design, and that design was a dragon dildo with a towering, sculpted column of scale ridges stacked from base to tip... we didn't hesitate.
We said yes immediately.
Look at it.
The Dragon: Scales is a fully organic fantasy form that doesn't really have a polite comparison in the real world. The rounded bulb tip eases you in before the real pleasure starts, then the shaft takes over.... layered segmented scales, each ridge building on the last as you work your way down. And the base? Wide, flared, and beautifully built to stay exactly where you put it while everything above it does its job.
It's girthy. It's sculptural. It's the kind of shape that makes you stare at it for a second before you remember what it's for. (And then you remember. And you stare a little longer).
Crafted in our platinum silicone (body safe, soft, and built to last), The Dragon: Scales is everything the fantasy genre deserves and nothing your fantasies could have prepared you for.
Design by srirachaskrimps.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Your customisation
Scale by scale
Layered, segmented ridges that grind beautifully on the way in and somehow get more interesting on the way out. That shivery feeling of being completely full lives here.
Wide and well behaved
A flared base built to stay exactly where you put it while everything above it does the job. Girthy enough to want a little warm-up first, then it earns its keep.
Soft, safe, lasting
Crafted in platinum silicone, so it's soft, body-safe and built to outlast your other favourites. Wipes down without drama and looks like art on the shelf if you're brave enough to leave it out.
Ready Mades: The Dragon: Scale Dildo
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2 | 2 | 2.2 | 2.4 |
| Head Circumference | 4.1 | 5.7 | 6.5 | 7.7 |
| Head Diameter | 1.3 | 1.8 | 2.1 | 2.4 |
| Widest Circumference | 5.3 | 7.1 | 8.5 | 9.4 |
| Widest diameter | 1.7 | 2.3 | 2.7 | 3 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.9 | 6.3 | 7.7 | 8.5 |
| Insertable Length | 4.5 | 5.9 | 7.3 | 8.1 |
| Total Length | 5.5 | 7.3 | 8.9 | 10 |
| Base Circumference | 9.3 | 12.2 | 15 | 16.5 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The praise comes back to the same three things again and again: the girth and that satisfying sense of fullness, the texture of the scales, and how shorter sizes deliver depth without leaving you sore. Several mention surprisingly fast delivery and gorgeous custom colours (glow in the dark included). The one recurring note of caution is to size carefully, as a couple sized up and found the medium more than they bargained for.
