Hey gorgeous humans!
We're back with another round of "what's been happening in our wonderfully weird world of pleasure products."
DESIGN A DILDO IS STILL CRUSHING IT 🎨
We're absolutely blown away by the creativity you magnificent humans have been sending our way. Seriously, we're over here like proud parents showing off your designs.
The submission deadline is May 31st - so if you've been procrastinating like we all do, now's the time! We can't wait to share some of the incredibly cool designs we've received!
SINNOVATOR
Four Sinnovator toys just launched at Uncover Creations, and we gave them the glow-up they deserved! New signature colours PLUS - and this is big news for all you shore hardness nerds like us - they're now available in softer silicone (0020 and 0040).
DESIGN A GRINDER FINALE ALERT
The final Design A Grinder winner is almost here: The Venus - a flytrap-inspired grinder with textures for days AND an insertable stem (because why choose one pleasure when you can have both?).
Can we just say, Design A Grinder has been SO much fun! I's taken us months to get all three winners launched, but bringing your incredible creations to life has been absolutely worthwhile.
NEW TEAM MEMBER ALERT:
Meet Z - our new 3D printing wizard who's been brought in to help us build moulds and scale up production! He's already questioning his life choices after seeing our his to-do list, but we're confident he'll survive.
SPEAKING OF SCALING UP
Huge thanks to everyone who's been placing orders and helping us grow!
And to those of you lurking in our emails without buying... how dare you. We see you. Stop being mysterious and join the fun already.
Thank you and goodbye forever!
Your Favourite Chief Dildo Officer / Dragon Slayer