My desk is literally drowning in petals right now, and no, I haven't gone full cottagecore. It's just that our new product has me BLOOMING with excitement. (Yes, it's a terrible pun. No, I'm not sorry.)
INTRODUCING: THE PETAL
The Petal is what happens when flowers and grinders have a beautiful, pleasure-focused love child. Oh, and to celebrate it's launch + say THANK YOU for voting in our design a grinder competition, we're offering FREE CUSTOMISATION on this botanical wonder until Monday (not sure what-time... Whatever time I remember to add the paid options back on the website).
THE TEASE CORNER
This week has been like planning and executing a heist in a 90s movie - only less gunfire and explosions.
Our office currently looks like a cardboard box fortress exploded. There's RACKING EVERYWHERE. We've been living on a diet of fast food, caffeine, beers and protein bars. Call it the four major food groups of "something big is happening and we have no time to make lunch."
Something BIG is coming. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to... well, not kill you, but definitely disappoint my bosses. And nobody wants that awkward meeting.
AWARD NOMINATION ALERT
We've been nominated for the Bazowie Awards 2025! 🏆
If you haven't voted for us yet: VOTE HERE
Please? Pretty please with pleasure on top? If Bad Dragon wins another award we're nominated for, our entire team has threatened to wear nothing but beige for a month. THE HORROR.
Also, between us, our Oni Grinder could absolutely take their Reggie the Mothman in a fight behind the bike sheds.
Anywho, until next week,