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The Venus Grinder


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Sale price£59
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Description

Introducing The Venus Grinder - AKA "The One That Almost Won".

Meet the design that came this close to taking the crown in our Design A Grinder competition, and honestly? We're not even mad about it. Sometimes the runner-up is exactly where the real magic happens.

What Makes This Grinder Special:

  • The Intimidation Factor: Those aggressive-looking "spikes" that make you go "oh my" at first glance... Surprise! they are actually made from our softest silicone - because we're all about that "looks like trouble, feels like bliss" energy
  • The Sweet Spot Finder: An insertable stem that knows exactly what it's doing (unlike some ex's we know)
  • Texture Heaven: Every ridge and bump strategically placed to deliver sensations that'll make you question why you ever settled for smooth anything

Mount it, strap it, or secure it wherever your heart (and body) desires - The Venus Grinder comes with fitted black nylon straps (2.5ft/0.7m) and quick-release buckles because we believe in being prepared for any adventure.

Pro Tip: Pair it with our Silky Smooth coating for that buttery-soft finish that makes everything feel like a luxury spa experience. Fair warning: slight nutty scent included, nut allergies not invited to this party.

Born from our Design A Grinder competition and brought to life by the amazing Lark, who clearly understood the assignment.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size XS S M L XL
Length 7.5 0 0 0 0 0
Width 5.5 0 0 0 0 0
Insertable Length 3.9 0 0 0 0 0
Insertable Circumference 3.3 0 0 0 0 0

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Reviews

Customer Reviews

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T.
Lovely grinder

Squishy Soft with all the fun color customizations. I really enjoyed my first time playing with this one on my own. It is bigger than I thought and I love it. It is a little difficult to play with a partner, as it is so soft. and big to hold in hand.

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E.
Squishy

Very satisfying, I like the texture.

J
J.W.
Literally the best toy I’ve ever experienced

(Sorry for the terrible photo and random cat hairs lol. They’re everywhere no matter what I do.) Anyway, I have never tried a more satisfying toy in my life. (It may or may not be more fun than an actual dick, but I’m not saying one way or the other.) When I tested it for the first time, I finished in record time because it was just too good, but I couldn’t even be upset. I just had no idea toys could be this pleasurable.

The stem is the perfect length and the way it widens at the tip makes me feel things I’ve never felt before. The spikes did indeed make me nervous at first, as the description cheekily hints at, but they ended up feeling beyond incredible. The softness level I picked ended up being fantastic for my needs, and that texture combined with the silky smooth upgrade? Say no more. The entire toy is perfect for both anal and vaginal play, and I know I won’t be trading any nasty stuff (in a bad way) between the two if I wash it thoroughly between uses since the silicone is obviously such high quality. Even the color pour ended up being cooler than I’d imagined.

I seriously can’t get enough of this grinder. It really does bring me back to the good old days when I’d have some fun with a pillow or a towel as a wee lad, but this is much better than anything I could have dreamt up on my own. I’m using this thing until it falls apart, but I doubt that’ll happen anytime soon since it’s so sturdy. Genuinely such a well-designed, well-made product. This entire company has definitely earned my loyalty.

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L.
It's beautiful 🥲

My only feedback is the insertable part could be bigger. I got the super soft with strong mint, frosted thistle, and summer skies. I didn't order a bullet hole but they "accidentally" put one. Sent me to the moon with the theragun so of course I had to go back and buy the bullet 😂 can't wait to try with a partner.

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S.
The Venus is what I've been looking for

The default "super soft" option worked well for me personally, but I don't think I'd go any softer. I also sprang for the Silky Smooth coating and bullet hole, and thank god I did. A little vibration really ups the ante on this thing, and the less "sticky" texture with the coating really works for me. I don't notice the added scent unless I put my face up to it, and even then, it isn't terribly unpleasant. Cleaning is a chore, but I'd expect that from an intricate shape like this. Very happy to add this one to the collection.

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C.P.
The firmer, the better

I ordered the most firm option and I'm so happy I did. The texture on this piece is mind blowing, but I'm not sure it would work as well if it was softer. Cleaning the lube out of all the crevices is admittedly a pain, but for me, the orgasms make up for the extra work.