The Venus Grinder

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Sale price£59

Ridges, bumps and a curled stem that widens right where it counts, all on one surface built for slow, deliberate grinding. The spikes look like they're sharp, but they're poured in soft body safe silicone, so it's all theatre (the kind with a very happy ending). Firmness is yours to pick, and if you like real pressure, go firmer than you think you need.


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Sale price£59
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Texture with intent

Every bump is placed to do something, and the stem's flared tip works internally while the rest of you grinds. Smooth toys will feel like a free trial after this.

Strap it, mount it

Comes with fitted black nylon straps (1m, quick release buckles) so it stays put on furniture, a partner, or anything else that holds still. Add the bullet hole and the vibration carries through the whole grinding surface, which changes things considerably.

Squish you can trust

Body safe silicone through and through, with an optional silky smooth coating for less drag (slight nutty scent included, nut allergies sit this one out). All those crevices mean cleaning takes a minute, consider it the admin fee for texture.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size Mini XS S M L XL
Length 7.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
Width 5.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
Insertable Length 3.9 0 0 0 0 0 0
Insertable Circumference 3.3 0 0 0 0 0 0

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Reviews

What customers are saying

The recurring praise is the texture and the looks, with many calling it their first grinder and their new favourite, and the surprise-me colours landing as unexpectedly gorgeous. Firmness is the big learning curve: people who like pressure consistently wish they'd sized up from super soft, and a handful note the bullet hole arriving off-centre or cleaning being fiddly. Results vary by anatomy, but when it clicks the verdict is overwhelmingly "worth the wait and the price.

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