Tentacle Dildos

The Tentacle II in X-Small or Small. It has a slow taper, so it eases in, and the suckers are soft rather than sharp. Pick Super Soft (our best seller) and work up from there.

Like lots of small, soft bumps passing by one after another. It's a lot more going on than a smooth toy, without being scratchy. Medium firmness makes the texture stronger, Squishy Soft makes it gentler.

That's what the Tentacle Depth Trainer II and III (and the Sinnovator Dagon) are for. They're long and slim, so you work up to more length over time. Go slow, use plenty of lube and stop if anything hurts.

Yes. Most of our tentacles are made to order, so you pick the colours and the firmness (Squishy Soft, Super Soft or Medium) when you order. Fair warning: the colour guide is a rabbit hole.

It's hand poured once you order, so it joins the production queue (Matt, our production lead, is on it). The wait depends on how busy the queue is, and the current estimate is on our shipping page. In a hurry? Ready Mades ship in 1 to 3 working days.

Yes. Most tentacles can have a double suction cup for hands free play, a Vac-U-Lock hole, or a cum tube so it can squirt. Pick the upgrade on the product page.

Always. Plain packaging and a boring name on your bank statement (your postie will never know). We ship worldwide, and EU and US orders arrive with tax and duties already paid, so there's nothing extra to pay at the door.