Guess who's been drafted into studio duty? ME. Because:
- Silicone doesn't pour itself and
- Someone (DAVE) decided Mexico's beaches were calling. Enjoy the sunshine and margaritas - I'll be here using every single one of your pots and sticks and definitely not cleaning them.
STUDIO UPDATES:
We've got a fancy new photographer with a drone license! Sadly, our dreams of aerial pleasure product photography were crushed by "safety concerns" and "avoiding decapitation."
We've got a fancy new photographer with a drone license! Sadly, our dreams of aerial pleasure product photography were crushed by "safety concerns" and "avoiding decapitation."
TECH STUFF I PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND:
Alex built some high-tech box for our resin printer. It has charcoal extraction and heating systems. I nod and say "fascinating" a lot while having no idea what's happening.
Alex built some high-tech box for our resin printer. It has charcoal extraction and heating systems. I nod and say "fascinating" a lot while having no idea what's happening.
PROMO ALERT 🚨:
My boss says I have to mention we're running a promotion. So you can:
My boss says I have to mention we're running a promotion. So you can:
a) Grab that toy you've been eyeing
b) Wait for our next promotion (there's always a next promotion)
c) Keep window shopping forever and never buy anything
(Please don't pick c. It makes our conversion rate cry)
WHAT'S NEW:
We added Medium firmness to Grinders because you asked nicely. No endless meetings, no "let's circle back," just poof - wish granted.
COMING SOON:
5 new products are close to launch
The Maw (your Design A Grinder winner) is about to drop! Just waiting on glamour shots.
xoxo,
Your Favourite Chief Dildo Officer (I was told I could choose my own title)