Huge Dildos

Slowly, with breaks if you need them. Warm up first (fingers or a smaller toy), use loads of lube, and size up one step at a time instead of jumping straight to the X-Large. If anything hurts, stop. Discomfort is your body asking for a smaller size or a bit more time, and your toy will still be there tomorrow.

Start with a toy you already own and love, then go one size up from it. Our size guide has every model drawn to scale with full measurements, so you can compare before you commit. If it has a knot, size down, because the knot is the widest part.

Yes. Most of our big toys are made to order, so you pick the colours and the firmness when you order (check the product page for which firmnesses each one comes in). Squishy Soft is the most forgiving on big sizes. Fair warning: the colour guide is a rabbit hole.

It's hand poured once you order, so it joins the production queue (Matt, our production lead, is on it). The wait depends on how busy the queue is, and the current estimate is on our shipping page. In a hurry? Ready Mades ship in 1 to 3 working days.

Toys we've already poured, so there's no queue. They ship in 1 to 3 working days. The catch: the size, colours and firmness are already picked (by us, with excellent taste, obviously), and when one's gone, it's gone. Have a rummage in Ready Mades.

Yes, on most of them. A double suction cup makes a big toy hands free, a Vac-U-Lock hole fits it to a compatible harness or mount, and a cum tube lets it squirt. Pick the upgrade on the product page. Most flared bases also fit a standard O-ring harness, but harnesses vary, so check the base size against your O-ring.

Always. Plain packaging and a boring name on your bank statement (your postie will never know, even with the big box). We ship worldwide, and EU and US orders arrive with tax and duties already paid, so there's nothing extra to pay at the door.