TLDR: Uncover Creations & Sinnovator: Now under one roof, plotting world domination through pleasure innovation (and maybe some viral marketing stunts - does anyone know how to send a dildo to the moon?)
Coming to you live from our top-secret lair (aka that industrial park unit with the suspiciously tinted windows).
🌟 BREAKING NEWS: THE REUNION NOBODY SAW COMING 🌟
Remember those reality show moments where someone drops a bombshell that changes everything? Well, grab your popcorn and your favourite toy, because this is THAT moment:
Remember those reality show moments where someone drops a bombshell that changes everything? Well, grab your popcorn and your favourite toy, because this is THAT moment:
My bosses are the original creators of Sinnovator.
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Wait, what's Sinnovator, you ask?
Here I am, crafting this epic announcement about buying back a legendary brand, and some of you are like "who?"
EMERGENCY HISTORY LESSON:
- Once upon a time, my bosses created Sinnovator (Think Uncover Creations, but make it bigger... more extreme)
- Then came the "creative differences"*
- They left to start Uncover Creations (which you definitely know about because you're reading this... RIGHT? Please say right.)
- Sinnovator hit rough waters, so we did what any responsible parent would do - raided our savings and brought our firstborn home.
SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR YOU?
- Some of Sinnovator's most beloved designs will soon be available on Uncover Creations.
- More innovations coming your way (once we figure out where all these boxes go)
- Our workshop is full (we're going to need a bigger boat)
Until next time,
CDO**
* Corporate speak for "it was a total fluster cuck".
** Chief Dildo Officer (I was told I could choose my own title)