Alien Dildos

An alien dildo swaps human anatomy for something from much further out: bulbous heads, ribs, nubs, knots and glow in the dark colours. Our alien sex toys are poured by hand in platinum silicone. After a xenomorph dildo? Try the ribbed Alien II, or the Xenomorph Ovipositor if you want eggs (the rest of the egg layers live in ovipositors). Most are made to order in your colours.

Best Seller

The Arbora Dildo, front angle view, platinum-cure silicone dildo

The Arbora Dildo4.8

89 reviews

From £49

4.8

89 reviews

Best Seller

The Tentacle Ovipositor, front with eggs, platinum-cure silicone ovipositor

The Tentacle Ovipositor4.7

From £39

The Alien Dildo4.9

From £49

The Alien Ovipositor4.9

From £39

The Geeyem Dildo4.7

From £49

The Alien II Dildo4.8

10 reviews

From £49

4.8

10 reviews

Sinnovator Scarabaeus Ovipositor, front angle view with eggs, platinum-cure silicone ovipositor

Sinnovator Scarabaeus Ovipositor5.0

£89

The Void Dildo4.9

From £59

The Alien III Dildo4.7

12 reviews

From £49

4.7

12 reviews

The Xenomorph Ovipositor, front with eggs, platinum-cure silicone ovipositor

The Xenomorph Ovipositor4.9

10 reviews

From £39

4.9

10 reviews

The Arbora Bullet Sleeve5.0

8 reviews

£29

5.0

8 reviews

The Geeyem Bullet Sleeve4.8

6 reviews

£29

4.8

6 reviews

Sinnovator Spore Ovipositor, front view with eggs, platinum-cure silicone ovipositor

Sinnovator Spore Ovipositor4.4

12 reviews

£89

4.4

12 reviews

Ready-Made

The Alien II Dildo - Small Size - Medium Firmness - Ready Made - Almost Perfect4.8

10 reviews

£59

4.8

10 reviews

Ready-Made

The Alien II Dildo - Small Size - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made - Almost Perfect4.8

10 reviews

£59

4.8

10 reviews

What is an alien dildo? (The short version)

An alien dildo is shaped like something from another planet instead of a person: bulbous heads, ribs, nubs, waves, the odd knot and colours that occasionally glow in the dark. No uncanny valley, because it isn't trying to look human. The texture is the point, and every ridge is another bit of sensation a smooth toy just doesn't have.

Ours are platinum cure silicone with a wide base, so they're body safe and safe for anal play. Some of our aliens lay eggs too (those are designed for vaginal use), and they live in ovipositors.

Alien dildo firmness (pick your squish)

Super Soft: our best seller, and the one we'd pick for a first alien. Bends, squashes, forgives.
Squishy Soft: our softest, and the gentlest on big heads and knots (basically a marshmallow with ambition).
Medium: holds its shape, so you feel every rib and nub.

Can't decide? Super Soft. The firmness guide has the details.

Are alien dildos safe? (Ours are. Here's the boring bit.)

Every alien is platinum cure silicone, which is non porous, phthalate free and easy to sterilise. Every alien dildo has a wide base, so it's safe for anal (the egg layers are vaginal use only). Use plenty of lube, and water, silicone and oil based lube all work with our silicone. All those ridges trap lube, so give them a proper wash after. The care guide covers cleaning and storage.

Find your alien

Some curve, some knot, some lay eggs. Here's which is which.

Shape first, size later (on the product page). One rule: if it has a knot or a big head, size down.

A gentle first alien
Start here
Curved for a G or P spot, with soft ridges and a subtle stretch. The Arbora comes in X-Small; the Void starts at Small.
Arbora Dildo Void Dildo
Curved, with bumps on top
Easy shape
Thick at the head, then it tapers. The bumps run along the top of the shaft.
Alien III Dildo
Xenomorph style
Easy shape
Slim, but heavily ribbed, with a very sci fi horror look. You'll feel every ridge.
Alien II Dildo
Two knots, lots of texture
Knotted
Nubs and waves over two knots. New to knots? Size down.
Geeyem Dildo
Eggs, anyone?
Some stretch
Hollow aliens you load with eggs. The rest of the egg layers are in Ovipositors.
Alien Ovipositor Xenomorph Ovipositor
An alien that vibrates
Easy shape
Stretchy sleeves that fit most bullet vibrators. Buy the sleeve on its own or with a bullet.
Geeyem Bullet Sleeve Arbora Bullet Sleeve
Top heavy, all the way up to X-Large
Final boss
The Alien puts the fullness right at the start, with a thick bulbous head and a ridged shaft. Comes in X-Small to X-Large.
Alien Dildo

Alien dildo size comparison (measured on Earth, for your convenience)

Every alien we make, drawn to scale. Tap one for its full measurements, or pick up to three and compare.

Alien Dildos sizes: insertable length and widest circumference
Product	Size	Insertable length	Max circumference
Sinnovator Scarabaeus Ovipositor	Medium	26cm (10.2″)	15.6cm (6.1″)
Sinnovator Spore Ovipositor	Medium	22.7cm (8.9″)	15.5cm (6.1″)
The Alien Dildo	X-Small	10.9cm (4.3″)	13.5cm (5.3″)
The Alien Dildo	Small	13cm (5.1″)	15.5cm (6.1″)
The Alien Dildo	Medium	14.5cm (5.7″)	17.5cm (6.9″)
The Alien Dildo	Large	17.3cm (6.8″)	20.3cm (8.0″)
The Alien Dildo	X-Large	20cm (7.9″)	22cm (8.7″)
The Alien II Dildo	X-Small	11.9cm (4.7″)	8.9cm (3.5″)
The Alien II Dildo	Small	14.2cm (5.6″)	9.9cm (3.9″)
The Alien II Dildo	Medium	15.8cm (6.2″)	11.4cm (4.5″)
The Alien II Dildo	Large	18.3cm (7.2″)	13.2cm (5.2″)
The Alien III Dildo	X-Small	12cm (4.7″)	11.5cm (4.5″)
The Alien III Dildo	Small	14cm (5.5″)	13.5cm (5.3″)
The Alien III Dildo	Medium	16cm (6.3″)	15.2cm (6.0″)
The Alien III Dildo	Large	18.5cm (7.3″)	17.5cm (6.9″)
The Alien Ovipositor	Small	16.8cm (6.6″)	12.7cm (5.0″)
The Alien Ovipositor	Medium	21cm (8.3″)	25.6cm (10.1″)
The Arbora Bullet Sleeve		10.9cm (4.3″)	13cm (5.1″)
The Arbora Dildo	X-Small	10.9cm (4.3″)	13cm (5.1″)
The Arbora Dildo	Small	12.5cm (4.9″)	16cm (6.3″)
The Arbora Dildo	Medium	16.5cm (6.5″)	19.1cm (7.5″)
The Arbora Dildo	Large	20.6cm (8.1″)	20.1cm (7.9″)
The Geeyem Bullet Sleeve		9.9cm (3.9″)	13.2cm (5.2″)
The Geeyem Dildo	X-Small	9.9cm (3.9″)	13.2cm (5.2″)
The Geeyem Dildo	Small	13cm (5.1″)	16.5cm (6.5″)
The Geeyem Dildo	Medium	15cm (5.9″)	19.6cm (7.7″)
The Geeyem Dildo	Large	18cm (7.1″)	22cm (8.7″)
The Tentacle Ovipositor	Small	16.8cm (6.6″)	14.2cm (5.6″)
The Tentacle Ovipositor	Medium	22.3cm (8.8″)	19.6cm (7.7″)
The Void Dildo	Small	14cm (5.5″)	13.5cm (5.3″)
The Void Dildo	Medium	17cm (6.7″)	15cm (5.9″)
The Void Dildo	Large	21cm (8.3″)	17cm (6.7″)
The Xenomorph Ovipositor	Small	16.5cm (6.5″)	14cm (5.5″)
The Xenomorph Ovipositor	Medium	20.6cm (8.1″)	18cm (7.1″)

Alien dildo FAQs

The things everyone asks before their first close encounter.

Which alien dildo is best for beginners?

The Arbora in X-Small. It has a gentle curve, soft ridges and only a subtle knot, so nothing too dramatic happens all at once. The Void is another easy one (it starts at Small). Pick Super Soft (our best seller) and work up from there.

Are alien dildos and ovipositors the same thing?

Nope. An ovipositor is a hollow toy you load with eggs and then lay them, and some of ours happen to be aliens. Most alien dildos don't lay anything, they're just very much not from round here. If eggs are the point, head to ovipositors.

Do you make a xenomorph dildo?

The Alien II is the closest: slim, heavily ribbed and very sci fi horror. Want the egg laying version? The Xenomorph Ovipositor has a curved tip, a ribbed body and openings at both ends for the eggs. It's for vaginal use only, with lots of lube.

Can I choose the colour and firmness?

Yes. Most of our aliens are made to order, so you pick the colours (glow in the dark included) and the firmness (Squishy Soft, Super Soft or Medium) when you order. Fair warning: the colour guide is a rabbit hole.

How long does a made to order alien take?

It's hand poured once you order, so it joins the production queue (Matt, our production lead, is on it). The wait depends on how busy the queue is, and the current estimate is on our shipping page. In a hurry? Ready Mades ship in 1 to 2 days, but when one's gone, it's gone.

Can I add a suction cup, Vac-U-Lock, cum tube or vibration?

Most of our alien dildos can have a double suction cup for hands free play, a Vac-U-Lock hole, or a cum tube so it can squirt. Pick the upgrade on the product page. Want an alien vibrator? The Geeyem and Arbora also come as bullet sleeves that fit most bullet vibrators.

Is shipping discreet?

Always. Plain packaging and a boring name on your bank statement (your postie will never know). We ship worldwide, and EU and US orders arrive with tax and duties already paid, so there's nothing extra to pay at the door.

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Alien Dildos

What is an alien dildo? (The short version)

Alien dildo firmness (pick your squish)

Are alien dildos safe? (Ours are. Here's the boring bit.)

Find your alien

A gentle first alien

Curved, with bumps on top

Xenomorph style

Two knots, lots of texture

Eggs, anyone?

An alien that vibrates

Top heavy, all the way up to X-Large

Alien dildo size comparison (measured on Earth, for your convenience)

Alien dildo FAQs

Which alien dildo is best for beginners?

Are alien dildos and ovipositors the same thing?

Do you make a xenomorph dildo?

Can I choose the colour and firmness?

How long does a made to order alien take?

Can I add a suction cup, Vac-U-Lock, cum tube or vibration?

Is shipping discreet?

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