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We're Not Panicking

Instagram madness, 1,024 applicants and products disappearing in 3 days...

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Aug 2, 2025
Chief Dildo Officer

Design Updates, Glow-Ups & A New Team Member

We're absolutely blown away by the creativity you magnificent humans have been sending our way. Seriously, we're over here like proud parents showing off your designs.

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May 28, 2025
Chief Dildo Officer

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Trade war? More like TOYS R (still) US!

Hot with updates from our slightly chaotic UK headquarters. (And by that I mean our studio where we're actively avoiding news coverage while crafting silicone masterpieces.)  

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Apr 19, 2025
Chief Dildo Officer

Our best selling creations

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The Mystery Dildo
The Mystery Dildo4.7 105 reviews
Sale priceFrom £49
Best Seller
The knot dildo front angle.The knot dildo front.
The Knot Dildo4.8 91 reviews
Sale priceFrom £49
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The Venus GrinderThe Venus Grinder
The Venus Grinder4.4 20 reviews
Sale price£59
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The oni grinder front angle.The oni grinder front.
The Oni Grinder4.8 30 reviews
Sale price£79
Best Seller
The tentacle: knot dildo front angle.The tentacle: knot dildo side.
The Tentacle: Knot Dildo4.7 50 reviews
Sale priceFrom £49
Best Seller
The tentacle grinder front angle.The tentacle grinder with straps.
The Tentacle Grinder4.7 44 reviews
Sale price£59

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