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We're Not Panicking

Instagram madness, 1,024 applicants and products disappearing in 3 days...

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Aug 2, 2025
Chief Dildo Officer

Design Updates, Glow-Ups & A New Team Member

We're absolutely blown away by the creativity you magnificent humans have been sending our way. Seriously, we're over here like proud parents showing off your designs.

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May 28, 2025
Chief Dildo Officer

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Trade war? More like TOYS R (still) US!

Hot with updates from our slightly chaotic UK headquarters. (And by that I mean our studio where we're actively avoiding news coverage while crafting silicone masterpieces.)  

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Apr 19, 2025
Chief Dildo Officer

Our best selling creations

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The Venus GrinderThe Venus Grinder
The Venus Grinder4.5 30 reviews
Sale price£41 Regular price£59
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The knot dildo front angle.The knot dildo front.
The Knot Dildo4.8 112 reviews
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The Mystery Dildo
The Mystery Dildo4.8 149 reviews
Sale priceFrom £49
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The oni grinder front angle.The oni grinder front.
The Oni Grinder4.8 38 reviews
Sale price£55 Regular price£79
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The Dragon Oni GrinderThe Dragon Oni Grinder
The Dragon Oni Grinder4.9 16 reviews
Sale price£41 Regular price£59
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The nu sensuelle point 20 function bullet front.The nu sensuelle point 20 function bullet front with charger.
The Nu Sensuelle Point 20 Function Bullet4.9 15 reviews
Sale price£45

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