This is one of the hardest posts I've ever had to write

Hey there,

This is one of the hardest posts I've ever had to write...

How the heck do you make filling in a form sexy and on brand?

Look, I could have dressed this up with marketing speak, but we both know what this is: a form. A boring, necessary form that unlocks some genuinely good stuff.

Here's what we're asking for:

  • Your date of birth (optional): We'll probably send you something nice on your birthday. Will we check that you're actually 237 years old? Probably not.
  • Your phone number (optional): For SMS updates that are somehow both professional and completely unhinged. We're only allowed 160 characters, so it won't be too rambling. Also, way better than those ex-texts at 4am asking "You up?"

[FILL OUT THE LEAST SEXY FORM EVER]

 

There it is. The least glamorous post I've ever written, asking you to do the least glamorous thing (fill out a form) for some actually pretty great benefits.

I promise my next post will be about actual fun stuff instead of forms,

 

Chief Dildo Officer

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