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Welcome to our little corner of the internet, where pleasure meets playful design and we absolutely never take ourselves too seriously. (Though we do take your pleasure very seriously. Just not in a boring way.)

BREAKING: We accidentally went viral

(and yes, we're slightly panicking)

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Jul 22, 2025

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Trade war? More like TOYS R (still) US!

Hot with updates from our slightly chaotic UK headquarters. (And by that I mean our studio where we're actively avoiding news coverage while crafting silicone masterpieces.)

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Apr 19, 2025

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The Petal, Secret Office Chaos & Our Fast Food Diet: The Update You Actually Want to Read

My desk is literally drowning in petals right now, and no, I haven't gone full cottagecore. It's just that our new product has me BLOOMING with excitement. (Yes, it's a terrible pun. No, I'm not so...

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Mar 16, 2025

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Lost a Tape Measure, Found My Wine Glass: Friday's Tuesday Update

It's Friday. I'm supposed to write these on Tuesday. This is fine. Everything is fine.

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Jan 25, 2025

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True Crime & Battenberg: Just Another Week at UncoverCreations

Another week of organised chaos has passed at HQ, and boy, do we have stories to tell.

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Jan 15, 2025

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Birthday chaos, new table, & 48lbs of sparkly powder

Your favourite slightly frazzled marketing person here! It's our BIRTHDAY (3 years young), and we're celebrating in true small business fashion - by working non-stop and making questionable purchas...

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Dec 19, 2024

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