Hellooooooo,
It's organised chaos here... when Instagram decides to bless you, it really goes all in. We've somehow grown from 13k to 53.4k followers and honestly? It's not slowing down. Record month, record weeks, record days... it's all getting a bit intense over here.
WE HIRED SOMEONE!
Jade finally got some backup answering your messages... 1,024 applied for the role which is both flattering and slightly overwhelming.
Our newest team member who speaks English and Afrikaans will start sometime in August! Now, we're not entirely sure we have a massive Afrikaner customer base, but hey, we've got you covered just in case. (In hindsight, maybe we should have gone for a second language more universally popular like Spanish or Latin).
SPEAKING OF HIRING... We're also bringing on two new production wizards because our backlog is growing and Black Friday is barrelling toward us like a freight train full of... well, orders.
REAL TALK
I'll be honest with you (because someone has to be), we're going to be slower with orders because of this backlog. We're solving this by, you guessed it, hiring more wonderful people! We've also put new product launches on pause (we've got some absolute gems lined up, don't worry).
LAST CALL ALERT
To make some more space, some of our products are getting retired, and once they're gone, they're GONE gone. Like, Alex will literally put the moulds in storage and refuse to dig them out for special orders kind of gone.
GRAB THEM NOW BEFORE THEY'RE HISTORY
(No pressure, but also... kind of pressure because time is literally running out. There's a timer ticking down and everything.)
THANK YOU
Our offices look like a cross between a shipping warehouse and that scene in every startup movie where everyone's running around with papers.
It's chaotic, it's beautiful, and honestly? We wouldn't have it any other way.
Thank you for being part of this absolutely bonkers journey with us!
You're the OGs. You've been on this wild ride with us from the beginning, and we don't forget that.
Byeeeeeee,
Chief Dildo Officer