Cooee,
I know, I know... another email in your inbox when you're probably trying to adult responsibly. But I've got updates from the workshop of wonders that simply cannot wait (they probably could).
CONFESSION TIME: WE SOMETIMES MESS UP
Look, we're going to be real with you. Sometimes we release products (Looking at you: Banana X Tentacle) and then realise we could do better. But here's the thing about us: we berate ourselves appropriately, learn from our mistakes, and then fix them with the determination of people who really, really care. So yay for progress!
What we fixed:
This time it stands up… because we gave it a much better base
Suction cup and vac u lock compatibility because of the aforementioned better base
A gentle curve instead of that wavy design (we straightened up our act, literally)
See Banana X Tentacle V2 in all it’s glory here
DESIGN A DILDO UPDATE: THE PLOT THICKENS
Well, we've hit a delightful snag. We've whittled down your brilliant submissions to a mere 74 designs. The original plan was to get this down to 5 finalists. That plan has officially been declared "adorably optimistic".
So... Stay tuned for updates on how we're going to navigate this beautiful chaos.
Keep it foolish,
Your Favourite Chief Dildo Officer / Dragon Slayer