How to Make Sex Toys Boring: A Logistics Deep Dive

Today's Topic: How to make sex toys boring by talking about logistics for the next few minutes. 

TLDR:

BUREAUCRACY ALERT

What happened: The US government is ending the de minimis exemption on August 29th. Now every package sent to the US gets hit with duties, fees and tariffs.

Royal Mail / USPS don’t have the systems in place to deal with all of this, and said "absolutely not" to this bureaucratic nightmare, suspending shipping to the US entirely.

Our solution: All US orders will now be shipped by DHL (the overachievers of shipping)

THE GOOD STUFF:

  • Your orders arrive faster
  • We handle all customs drama behind the scenes
  • No surprise bills at your door

THE REALITY CHECK:

Here's where we have to be real with you. These changes have cost us significantly more money, and we're not a massive corporation that can just absorb cost increases while pretending everything is fine. So to deal with this we've had to do the following:

  • Free US shipping is gone
  • Some prices increased to cover the tariffs and processing fees
  • But you now get faster delivery with zero customs hassle

BOTTOM LINE:

You'll still get your orders, faster than before, with no surprise fees. It just costs a bit more.

 

Thank you and goodbye forever.

P.S In more exciting news, we’re 294 followers away from the mythical 69k Instagram followers!

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