Godemichés Fantaisie

It's shaped like something that isn't human: a dragon, a werewolf, an alien, a tentacle, or a creature nobody has a name for yet. That means scales, suckers, ridges, knots and curves you won't find on a realistic toy. People call the wilder ones monster dildos. Same family, more attitude.

Pick a slim shape without a big knot, like the Dragon II, the Tentacle II or the Knot II, in X-Small or Small. Choose Super Soft (our best seller), use plenty of lube and take your time. Once you know what you like, the size guide helps you level up.

Yes. Most of our fantasy dildos are made to order, so you pick the colours and the firmness (Squishy Soft, Super Soft or Medium) when you order. A few models come in fewer firmnesses, and the product page shows which. Fair warning: the colour guide is a rabbit hole.

It's hand poured once you order, so it joins the production queue (Matt, our production lead, is on it). The wait depends on how busy the queue is, and the current estimate is on our shipping page. In a hurry? Ready Mades ship in 1 to 3 working days.

Creatures we've already poured, so there's no queue. They ship in 1 to 3 working days. The catch: the size, colours and firmness are already picked (by us, with excellent taste, obviously), and when one's gone, it's gone. Have a rummage in Ready Mades.

Yes, on most of them. A double suction cup makes it hands free, a Vac-U-Lock hole fits a compatible harness or mount, and a cum tube lets it squirt. Pick the upgrade on the product page. Most flared bases also fit a standard O-ring harness, but harnesses vary, so check the base size against your O-ring.

Always. Plain packaging and a boring name on your bank statement (your postie will never know). We ship worldwide, and EU and US orders arrive with tax and duties already paid, so there's nothing extra to pay at the door.