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So we make them the other way round. Slowly, by hand, one pour at a time.
Our story
In 2021, two couples (Luke, Jade, Alex and Hannah) went looking for a sex toy worth buying and came back empty handed. So they made their own. Then other people wanted them. Then it got slightly out of hand.
It started with midnight pours in a garage. Properly dark, badly lit, one more winter from turning us all into mole people. We sold on Etsy (back when Etsy still let you sell sex toys). Alex stuck a note on the wall that just said "good luck". We still have it. Still working, as far as we can tell.
Then a shed (genuinely lovely view). Then a unit, where we also brought Sinnovator back from the dead and put it two doors down. We started 2025 with 4 people. There are now 23 of us, and we've just bought our first building, already filling up with moulds. Our impulse control has not improved.
The idea hasn't changed, though. You pick the creature, the colours and the firmness, and we pour one just for you.
Since 2021
the year it all kicked off
23 people
and counting
1.4 miles
of dildos shipped in 2025. About 7½ Eiffel Towers, if you stacked them. (Please don't.)
How it's made
Made to order toys don't exist until you order one. No shelves of identical dildos gathering dust in the dark. Just platinum silicone, poured by hand, for you.
We design, make and ship everything ourselves. No outsourced factory, no middleman. Which is lovely, right up until something goes wrong and there's nobody else to blame. So we're quite motivated to get it right.
Swipe for all six steps →
Ideas from everywhere
Sketches, 2am phone notes, customer competition entries, and designs we buy from independent artists we've followed for years. Some of the notes are even legible.
Sculpted in 3D
Our 3D designers sculpt it from scratch, or rework an artist's design until it's ready to pour.
Master, then mould
The master is printed, sanded and fussed over for hours. Then we make a mould from it, and that mould creates every toy that follows.
You make it yours
Pick the size, firmness, colours and upgrades. Go wild. (We actively encourage it.)
We pour it by hand
Platinum silicone, mixed with liquid mica in your colours and poured for your order. Then demoulded, trimmed and checked by hand.
A very boring box
Plain packaging, zero branding, nothing that gives the game away. The contents are considerably less boring.
Plain, boring packaging, zero awkward questions.
The workshop
This is the part of an About page where everyone stands in front of a brick wall in their nicest jumper and tries to look approachable. We did think about it. Then we remembered that telling people you make dildos should be your call, not something your nan finds out from our website.
So just imagine us instead. Mould makers, pourers, 3D designers, photographers, and a customer care team who've heard every question going (and answered it with a straight face). Now cover them all in silicone, because that's roughly what we look like by lunchtime. On those shelves are a few of our masters, the originals every mould is made from. They agreed to be photographed.
10 stars
"The quality, texture, and craftsmanship all deserve 10 stars… I made my order customized, and it turned out exactly as I imagined it."
Quickly, directly, kindly sorted
"There was a sliiiight imperfection which I checked in about and I was really happy with how customer services responded – quickly, directly, kindly sorted it."
Plain box, plain bag
"I was nervous about how discrete the international shipping was. It came in a plain box, wrapped in a plain bag and the customs label simply said 'silicon sculpture'. AMAZING!"
How big is it really? How squishy is Squishy Soft? Will it last? Every toy is platinum silicone (body safe, non porous, easy to clean), and these guides answer the rest.
Size guide
Real measurements, not vibes.
Firmness guide
Squishy Soft, Super Soft or Medium, minus the jargon.
Colour guide
Dangerously addictive. You've been warned.
Care guide
Keep your creature happy for years.
Pours, drops, demoulds and the occasional disaster.
No pressure. (A little bit of pressure. We've made a lot of moulds.)
Recognised by leading names in the industry.
Sexual Freedom Awards
Winner – Product of the Year
Bazowie Awards
Winner – Fan Favorite Horror Toy
XBIZ Europa Awards
Nominee – Sex Toy of the Year
XBIZ Awards
Nominee
UK Fetish Awards
Nominee
Alternative Awards
Nominee
