Fun for multiple reasons! I love selecting Surprise Me for the colors because you guys never disappoint! And when not in use, it's a fun little stim because you can just flick it lol. But as a grinder, it's absolutely fantastic! Nice things in all the right places. Definitely recommend this item!

It's the first time I used a grinder and the feeling is awesome ! I took the super soft firmness and it's the perfect stuff

Oh. My. Goodness. This bad boy had me seeing stars! Very solid, very girthy, very fun!

I got The dragon knot II in size large and medium firmness. It's really pretty and the ridges are nice, I can definitely feel them with this firmness. I wish I read closer because it's not very girthy compared to other products. That is totally on me, it is exactly the measurements on the listing. Honestly I find myself enjoy this despite my normal need for some serious filling.
The Knot was in size small with medium firmness and I'm glad I read the size on this and didn't default to large like I normally do! The small is perfect for me but I am tempted to order larger sizes for a challenge.
I'm already planning my next order!

This little guy gets the job done, fun to sit on

was posted out fast and the quality is high, as high as it made me feel lol

Great color and texture. Everything i wanted. A bit big but thats why i got it 😎

I ordered ‘The Knot’ size small, the liquid silk water-based lubricant, and got a mystery toy as well. No complaints! It was really fun to unbox and get to see the colours after waiting for the toys to arrive and I was so happy with them! The mystery toy was bright orange with a faint shimmer, and ‘The Knot’ was a beautiful mix of pink and blue—and small was definitely the right choice because wow, it is a challenge to fit for sure. Shipping was fast, I emailed and got a prompt, helpful reply; these guys are the absolute best! I’m no toy collector but if I ever want another one (and tariffs don’t fuck everything up) I know who I’m going to be ordering from! Thank you, UC!

I got this guy in size Large, and it turns out its a bit smaller in stature than others , but it worked out in my favour haha. lovely thickness, smooth and soft, love the colour too! Quality of product is very nice! 10/10 would recommend this site is genius for customizable toys, will definitely buy from here again!

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Gonna be honest here, bought this while high/horny. So to have two dildos turn up at my door a few weeks later was quite the shock. Not that I'm complaining...

I'm not really a seasoned user of toys (except when under the influence) so can't really compare it to anything, but definitely enjoyed the ride, little smaller than anticipated, but entirely my fault for not checking the dimensions correctly.

The knot was a new experience for me and now I can't look at "normal" dicks the same way. Love the colour they picked too.

Bought a small as I'm inexperienced, really enjoying it so far and love the colour scheme (went with the UC signature). Feels like very good quality craftsmanship.

I didn't come looking for a dildo, I was just browsing! But when I spotted something else I wanted to try, and there was a mystery dildo offer on... I couldn't resist.

For something I had no say in, apart from the size, there was a wonderfully pleasing air of mystery and I eagerly awaited its arrival.

I was sent a fabulous pink Arbora dildo in small. And whilst it's still *ahem* taking a bit of getting used to, it's truly a joy and something that's rapidly becoming a go to toy!

Quality was off the charts, postage was swift, emails are always fun to read, dildo wasn't something I would have picked and that why it's good to try mystery products because without the offer I'd have properly missed out.

Get a mystery dildo, your (sex) life will be better for it, and if you're not sure about an Arbora, absolutely get one of those too!
Get a fabulous

Perfect fit, feels great on me and judging by the eyes rolling back in her head and the moans she made - the wife loved it too. Great job. Measurements true to life. Super soft. Great work.

I very rarely leave reviews anywhere but I feel this definitely warrants one. I was a bit careless in buying without looking properly, and not long after purchasing I realized my error and sent an email out in hopes that I could possibly refund before the item shipped. They were unable to catch it in time, which is totally understandable, these kinds of things happen and I instead asked for a return sticker, but was told there would be a fee and they offered to still refund the money to my account. I really wish there was a way I could repay the help I was given, and to be honest this doesn't feel nearly substantial enough given the circumstances. I genuinely did not expect the kindness and understanding in this situation, it made everything much less stressful. I've never had such a good experience with a business (and I work retail), so thank you so much to these people assisting in ensuring things run smoothly and efficiently.

Great product supplied by a professional team.