The spikes seemed a bit intimidating, but they're soft enough that I'm glad I chose this over the bubble grinder. Before I found Undercover Creations, I didn't know that grinder toys existed. It's exactly what I needed. I appreciate this one just being a texture and nothing particularly sexual or fantasy based, so I can leave everything else to my imagination. The super soft feels great, and is definitely a good starting firmness. But I think next time I'd probably try a slightly firmer option.

I look at it and picture creepy alien sex, which I guess is what we’re going for here. It’s wonderfully soft and a delightful size and I love the colour combination!

Honestly, it’s my favourite one of my collection. He is small and adorable and wonderfully squishy. The colour is also lovely!

Good delivery time , very happy with our new toy , will buy others

This thing is WILD!
It's got constant and considerable girth, definitely not for the feint of heart or for someone starting out with anal.
If you buy the large, expect it to be bigger than you thought, and a whole lot more satisfying too.

The only gripe I have it's that due to it's sheer size it's hard to manage, absolutely a 2 person job, but other than that it's paradise In a tentacle.

A whole lot of fun for everybody involved… ^^

When I placed my order, I promised I’d leave a review if UC came through with another tentacled surprise in the mystery option — and they absolutely did. So here's the first review of items I purchased.

The result? Better than I imagined. I chose the medium in the squishy soft firmness, and it’s perfect — supple enough to stay comfortable with the right amount of lube, but still firm enough to hit all the right spots. It moves with me, not against me, and the weight gives it this oddly cozy presence — I may have accidentally found the world’s most unconventional weighted blanket. Though honestly… having two might solve the dilemma of do I use it as a toy or as a blanket nicely.

The girth is ideal for stretching limits gradually — no sharp transitions, just smooth, deliberate texture that makes it feel alive without ever crossing into discomfort.

My one suggestion is when ordering a Vac-U-Lock base it would be really cool if you could colour match to the toy.

TL;DR: When my lottery numbers finally come up, I’ll be ordering an entire school of these and living out my best deep-sea fantasy.

Thank you, UC — from one very satisfied customer.

The texture and shape of this make it really worth your while… 🔥

Definitely worth it. It looks beautiful, and it’s incredibly comfortable even without the silky smooth update. Feels great ❣️

So cute and makes as a great squishy. It feels good to play with in your hands. The bumps feels nice on my fingers, the texture is nice. Great sensory toy. This made me but the bigger version (small void dildo) so hopefully the bigger version feels just as nice

Satisfying upgrade for my toys

I got this gorgeous golden dragon dildo for free with my orders. It's the xsmall size. It feels amazing. The bumps and the curves, chefs kiss. It is beautiful and it fits real good if you're not experienced

It's well-made and feels amazing! I'll definitely be ordering more like it!

Both my partner and I love this one. We got the small and even that one is huge! I didn't think I'd be able to take the knot but we got there easy with a little work. Ours is lime green and magenta and is pretty damn beautiful.

I really like this toy. I used two other toys to warm me up to the knot but the knot is always some work. However, once you get adjusted to that knot it is heavenly and makes it easier to take other toys. It stimulates all the right spots and made my knees weak. Definitely worth the buy.