Le Tentacule : Noeud

i wanted a bigger dildo for my (currently small) collection, and this one immediately caught my eye. i got it in a medium size, with custom colors, and medium firmness.

i love how it looks - the colors turned out great! for usage, i think i would enjoy this one more if i had gone with a small instead of medium, and a softer firmness. but i’m still very happy with it, even if it isn’t part of my regular rotation :)

*pros:* easy to insert, satisfying to ride, satisfying stretch
*cons:* too firm for my tastes, too big for full insertion

The XS size is teeeeeny, not great for any vaginal play.
However, the quality is fantastic, and the Soft firmness feels soft enough to not be completely squashed while still providing pressure/stimulation. The texture is INTERESTING! I can see the appeal, but at a smaller scale, it's a little too rough for me, especially at the tip where the suckers are smaller and more concentrated.

Definitely recommend reaaaally visualizing the size yourself with a can, or try to find something of similar dimensions.

The customer service was brilliant, I contacted UC about returning it, and because I live in Spain they offered to just charge me the to ship the bigger size that I wanted without the need to return the original, which was very, very kind. The mistake was mine and the company was very understanding about it.

I haven't had the time to really try it out, but it arrived safely and looks great! Has a nice heft to it, too. This is a medium, for reference

This toy went through hell and back to get delivered to my house. There were issues shipping it and the box came damaged but throughout it all the customer service was peak. The kind people here emailed me personally to explain the issue and then offered compensation. As for the toy itself it has a great design and even the small one is quite large personally speaking. My issue with this toy personally is that I think the base is too small which makes it hard to hold onto, as well as I was disappointed with the fade of mine. I chose mine in king fisher and 'denim' which no longer exists on this website so I have no idea if the color is accurate. I was sad to see that the majority of the toy is one color leaving only a little of the king fisher at the top. It's rather sad because the colors are gorgeous I just would have liked to see more of an even fade. Overall the products from this company are still top-notch and designed well I think my only issue is still with the colors and how they pour their silicone.

The products speak for themselves—the craftsmanship and creativity are exceptional.

What truly stands out and compels me to share my experience, however, is the outstanding customer service I received from Jade. She was not only professional and patient, she also went above and beyond, ensuring that my needs were not just met but exceeded. Encountering such dedicated service and unwavering patience is rare.

Thank you, Jade, for turning what could have been a complicated experience into a remarkably positive one!

This is the first toy I've gotten from UC, and I can't wait to get more. It's beautiful and poured in very high quality silicon, and customer service was great.