The Alien III Dildo
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Description
THE ALIEN III: Perfect for anyone who's ever thought: "You know what I need? Something that understands anatomy AND has a sense of adventure."
Here's the deal with this otherworldly wonder: it starts thick and tapers down as it goes, which sounds simple until you realise what a game changer that design actually is. The bulbous head? That's your "hello there" moment.
But wait, there's more! (And yes, I'm channelling infomercial energy) We added these perfectly placed bumps along the top of the shaft because apparently our design team believes in overachieving. Plus, the gentle curve hits your G spot like it has GPS coordinates programmed in.
Consider this your official invitation to make first contact with your new favourite extra-terrestrial experience.
Brought to you by the creative brilliance of Kat from Excelddesigns.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 4.7 |
| Head Circumference | 4.1 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 6.1 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.5 | 5.3 | 6.0 | 6.9 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.5 | 5.3 | 6.0 | 6.9 |
| Insertable Length | 4.7 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.3 |
| Total Length | 5.9 | 6.7 | 7.7 | 8.7 |
| Base Circumference | 9.3 | 10.9 | 11.8 | 13.6 |
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