Le gode Alien III
Starts thick, tapers down, with a bulbous head that says hello and bumps along the shaft that keep the conversation going while the curve heads straight for your G spot like it was handed the coordinates. If you usually like a lot of girth, size up, because the taper is sneakier than it looks. It also does glow in the dark if you ask, which feels thematically correct for something from space.
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Full details
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THE ALIEN III : Parfait pour tous ceux qui se sont déjà dit : « Vous savez ce qu'il me faut ? Quelque chose qui comprenne l'anatomie ET qui ait le sens de l'aventure. »
Voici le principe de cette merveille surnaturelle : elle est épaisse au départ et se rétrécit progressivement, ce qui paraît simple jusqu'à ce qu'on réalise à quel point ce design est révolutionnaire. La tête bulbeuse ? C'est le moment idéal pour vous dire bonjour .
Mais attendez, ce n'est pas tout ! (Et oui, je canalise l'énergie du publireportage) Nous avons ajouté ces bosses parfaitement placées sur le haut de la tige parce qu'apparemment, notre équipe de conception croit au dépassement de soi. De plus, la courbe douce atteint votre point G comme si des coordonnées GPS étaient programmées.
Considérez ceci comme votre invitation officielle à établir le premier contact avec votre nouvelle expérience extraterrestre préférée.
Présenté par l'éclat créatif de Kat d'Excelddesigns.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Every inch different
The head pops in, the bumps along the top do their thing on the way past, and the taper means the intensity dials itself down the deeper you go (or back up on the way out, which is its own event).
Aim and grip
The curve points itself at the right spot without you steering, and the base is there to hold onto when you want full depth and full control of the landing.
Suspiciously explainable
Silicone that is safe everywhere it is going, in shades you will genuinely just sit and stare at, and just humanoid enough to survive a vanilla houseguest snooping through your drawer (explainable, we said, not innocent).
Ready Mades: Le gode Alien III
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 4.7 |
| Head Circumference | 4.1 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 6.1 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.5 | 5.3 | 6.0 | 6.9 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.5 | 5.3 | 6.0 | 6.9 |
| Insertable Length | 4.7 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.3 |
| Total Length | 5.9 | 6.7 | 7.7 | 8.7 |
| Base Circumference | 9.3 | 10.9 | 11.8 | 13.6 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep praising the marbling and colour options almost as much as the toy itself, with the bulbous head, the texture, and the G spot accuracy coming up again and again, and more than one calling it an unexpected favourite from a casual add on purchase. The recurring caveats: a few wished they had sized up or chosen a firmer silicone, and marbling results can vary from pour to pour.
