Le gode tentacule Banana X
A gentle banana curve that knows exactly where it's going, plus those textured suckers along the way that turn the whole thing into an event. Version 2 has a stable base that actually stays put (the tumbling era is over, we don't talk about it), and it's made from body-safe silicone, so the only thing wild here is the concept. Nature's most suggestive fruit had a night out with a sea creature, and the asymmetry means every rotation feels like a different toy.
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Full details
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Remarque : la version 2.0 corrige tout ce qui nous donnait envie de nous cacher sous nos bureaux :
- Base stable qui reste en place (plus de chutes gênantes)
- Compatible avec les ventouses ET vac-u-lock (parce que les options sont primordiales)
- Courbe de banane naturelle conçue pour exactement le bon type de plaisir
La collaboration dont vous ignoriez avoir besoin. Le fruit le plus suggestif de la nature rencontre vos fantasmes océaniques les plus profonds.
Le Banana X Tentacle vous offre le meilleur des deux mondes : une courbe douce qui sait exactement où elle va, et des ventouses délicieusement texturées qui rendent chaque aventure plus captivante. C'est comme si votre fruit préféré passait une nuit endiablée avec une créature marine, et franchement ? On est là pour ça.
Que vous viviez vos fantasmes sous-marins ou que vous appréciiez simplement l'anatomie créative, c'est le jouet qui vous fera regarder l'allée des fruits différemment pour toujours.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Your customisation
Curve meets suckers
The banana arc handles the direction while the tentacle texture handles the drama. Rotate it and the sensation changes, because nothing about this is symmetrical (on purpose).
Finally stands up
The stable base keeps it upright instead of face-planting, and it works with both suction cups and vac-u-lock, so hands-free or harness, the choice is yours.
Body-safe and yellow
Made from body-safe silicone in X-Small through Large, hand-poured (so yours is genuinely one of a kind). Wipes clean easily and tucks away when company's over.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.4 | 1.6 | 1.8 | 2.1 |
| Head Circumference | 2.3 | 2.7 | 3.1 | 3.2 |
| Head Diameter | 0.7 | 0.9 | 1.0 | 1.0 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 3.5 | 3.8 | 4.4 | 5.0 |
| Middle diameter | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.4 | 1.6 |
| Shaft Circumference | 3.7 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 5.5 |
| Insertable Length | 3.1 | 3.4 | 4.1 | 4.7 |
| Total Length | 5.9 | 6.7 | 7.5 | 9.1 |
| Base Circumference | 7.8 | 8.9 | 10.1 | 11.6 |
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