
What our customers say
The recurring praise is quality, weight and texture, with the suckers and ribbed back singled out again and again, plus a lot of love for the custom colours and fast, thoughtfully packaged delivery. The one honest, repeated note is size: the small runs larger than expected and the taper goes from slim to substantial fairly suddenly, so it leans toward experienced rather than beginner. Several also mention picking softer firmness on their next order.





Le gode tentacule
A gentle curve leads you down two columns of soft suckers, ribbed at the back for the kind of texture you feel with every pass. Yes, it gets girthier than the tip lets on (the taper is there to ease you in, but the small is still a proper handful, so please don't let the word "small" gaslight you) and it's poured entirely in body-safe silicone. The coral-inspired base means it stands there looking like decor until you know what it is.
Total:
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Une pointe progressive avec une courbe douce vous mènera vers deux colonnes de ventouses douces conçues pour atteindre vos profondeurs intérieures. Avec un dos côtelé pour plus de sensations et une belle base inspirée du corail, vous ne le rejetterez pas.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Suckers and ribs
Two rows of soft suckers work the way in while the ribbed back adds a second layer of texture you'll notice on the way out. It reaches for the inner depths without going full ambush about it.
Eases you in
The tapered tip and gentle curve do the polite introductions before the girth arrives, so start slow and keep the lube within arm's reach (past you will thank present you). The sculpted base keeps it upright and steady between rounds.
Soft, safe, sneaky
Made from body-safe silicone in your choice of small, medium or large, and available in firmness from squishy to firm depending on how much you want it to argue back. Warm soapy water cleans it, and the coral base means it hides in plain sight as a slightly suspicious ornament.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.7 | 3.0 | 3.3 |
| Widest Point Circumference | 8.3 | 9.8 | 11.6 |
| Base Circumference | 9.5 | 11.6 | 13.4 |
| Insertable Length | 7.3 | 8.5 | 10.2 |
| Total Length | 8.7 | 10.2 | 12.4 |
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What customers are saying
The recurring praise is quality, weight and texture, with the suckers and ribbed back singled out again and again, plus a lot of love for the custom colours and fast, thoughtfully packaged delivery. The one honest, repeated note is size: the small runs larger than expected and the taper goes from slim to substantial fairly suddenly, so it leans toward experienced rather than beginner. Several also mention picking softer firmness on their next order.
























































