The Dragon: Knot IV Dildo

Well, well, well. Look what happened when we asked the internet to design a dildo.

You absolute legends didn't just participate in our Design a Dildo competition... you created something so spectacular it basically bulldozed through the shortlist vote.

Meet the Dragon: Knot IV. The community-designed masterpiece that had us frantically scribbling notes like "GRAB THIS ONE IMMEDIATELY".

Here's what happens when actual users design what they actually want: Three graduating bulges that build intensity. Because why settle for one mind-blowing moment when you can have three, each one slightly thicker than the last? It's basically the "choose your own adventure" of stimulation.

The ridged shaft delivers that gentle texture everyone's been asking for (yes, we take notes), while the pronounced head with its more pointed tip knows exactly where it's going. No wandering around hoping for the best here.

But wait... there's more. The scaled dick design emerges from a scale-textured opening base like some mythical creature that's here to ruin your productivity for the foreseeable future. Plus there's an additional protrusion because apparently our community believes in the "more is more" philosophy. 

Solo adventures? Partner play? Tuesday afternoon stress relief? However you choose to celebrate this community-designed triumph, just maybe clear your calendar first.

Created by the brilliant @critical_queer as part of our Design a Dildo competition.

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.