Gode de Gobelin II
The flared head and that bumpy topside texture mean you feel every single transition, on purpose, very much on purpose. And yes, it runs big, genuinely big, even in the smaller sizes (you should definitely check the size chart and seriously consider sizing down), all cast in body safe silicone so the only real risk here is your own ambition.
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Full details
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Découvrez le Goblin II… Vous avez adoré l’original. Vous nous avez dit qu'il était bon. Vous nous avez dit qu'il était vraiment bon. Et puis (parce que vous êtes tous absolument fous, dans le meilleur sens du terme) vous nous avez demandé de le rendre plus grand.
Alors nous l’avons fait.
Le Goblin II, c’est tout ce que vous aimiez déjà chez son petit frère chaotique, mais… en plus. Plus d'épaisseur, plus de présence, plus de cette texture bosselée si caractéristique qui a fait de l'original un favori des fans. Imaginez le même gobelin qui est allé à la salle de sport et n'a pas manqué les jours d'entraînement du membre.
Qu'est-ce qui est vraiment différent, alors ?
- Une tête évasée qui ne rigole pas. Cette crête spectaculaire n'est pas seulement esthétique. Elle est là pour vous faire ressentir chaque instant de chaque transition. Volontairement. Très volontairement.
- Une texture supérieure glorieusement bosselée que vous connaissez et aimez déjà.
- Plus de circonférence partout. Le Goblin II est visiblement plus épais que son prédécesseur à tous les niveaux, donc si vous vous êtes discrètement demandé si vous étiez prêt pour plus (vous savez qui vous êtes), c'est votre signe.
- La couleur ? C'était vous. Vous avez voté, le vert fluo et le bleu fluo ont gagné, et honnêtement, cela convient parfaitement à l'énergie chaotique du gobelin. Nous n'aurions pas pu choisir mieux nous-mêmes.
Le Goblin II. Donné vie par @srirachaskrimps et fini en vert fluo et bleu fluo parce que vous l'avez tous collectivement demandé et qui sommes-nous pour discuter.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Your customisation
Girth with opinions
The thickness is everywhere at once, not bunched into a knot, and the curve drags that proud head over all the right spots while the texture provides running commentary. It is wider than it is tall, which hits very different.
Warm up required
This is not a grab and go situation. Bring lube, take the warm up seriously, angle the curve where you need it, then let it earn whatever name you end up giving it.
Silicone, your choice
Body safe silicone in a range of firmnesses, and softer makes the size noticeably more manageable (though go too squishy on the big ones and it starts making its own decisions). Cleans up easily.
Ready Mades: Gode de Gobelin II
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.4 | 3.1 | 4.1 | 4.7 |
| Head Circumference | 5.3 | 6.7 | 8.1 | 9.4 |
| Head Diameter | 1.7 | 2.1 | 2.6 | 3 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.9 | 7.5 | 9.3 | 10.4 |
| Middle Diameter | 1.9 | 2.4 | 2.9 | 3.3 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.3 | 6.7 | 8.3 | 9.4 |
| Insertable Length | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.9 | 8.1 |
| Total Length | 5.6 | 7.3 | 8.9 | 10 |
| Base Circumference | 9.1 | 11.6 | 14.4 | 16.1 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep saying the same two things: it is far bigger than the size name suggests, and they love it anyway. The girth, the curve, the bumps and the flared head come up again and again, along with the colours and the build quality, with more than one person calling it the largest toy they own. The one recurring concern is sizing, with several people unable to use their usual size, so the consistent advice is read the size chart and size down.
