Le gode hippocampe

Disappointing that the size on the ready-made product page was a small and the item delivered matches the large dimensions.

This fills me with just the right amount of snugness. Not too large, not too small.

I ordered a small size, chose surprise me premium for color choice. Both color and function pleases me.

This was my first *big* toy and I couldn't be happier! Got this in medium size and firmness with the goal of pushing my limits :) It's the perfect design for someone new to larger toys imo - great girth variation with the head and medial ring, and the overall texture is very smooth and comfortable. Plus the pour is so pretty and aquatic!

the production team really blew it out of the water with the color on this one, it's absolutely gorgeous. The shimmer and swirling makes me want to put it on display rather than use it, really.
When it comes to the actual fun, this toy really delivers. I'm absolutely in love with the blunt head and wish more of the designs here had it- it makes my head spin each time it bumps against my cervix (in the best way possible. The bumps along the shaft are also very noticeable, especially with the medium firmness that I picked out.
The only downside I can give is that the smaller base makes it a little difficult when it comes to solo play, but that is such a miniscule detail in comparison to the mountain of positives I can give this toy.
Overall, I am extremely pleased with my purchase, and at the time of writing this review I am waiting for another order. Big props to UC for this toy

This thing is hefty but amazing, I brought this in a medium as part of me was still unsure of the sizing and would rather it be too big or too small and I’d say I chose just right. It’s roughly the length of my forearm and can accommodate and be well supported by the suction cup surprisingly well with how heavy it is. I’d also say going for squishy soft or super soft is a good call to make the toy more comfortable when being used. It’s also very pretty so thank you to the team for that as I chose the surprise me premium and got a very cute metallic blue and silver! Highly recommend

Personally I find the girth:length ratios of horse cock toys very appealing but also find them pretty offputting if they're too realistic, so this is a really excellent design IMO: I get the proportions I'm after while also enjoying a form of abstraction that's a fun, fantasy take instead of a boring "sex toys for cishets" featureless tube. Without a colorway in mind, I took a rare leap of faith and chose "surprise me;" what I received was a beautiful marble of shimmery aquamarine and violet. Noice. In terms of use, simulating oral on it is a lot of fun as a warmup, even if I couldn't get very far down on it; the bulging head pops into the mouth in an exciting way. When getting to the main event, I quickly found that, being somewhat out of practice, that same bulgy head meant that I needed to use another toy in size Small as prep work (the Werewolf IV in this case). Since I ordered mine in Soft, it did require an expected level of close manual guidance to get where it was going. Once it did, though, what a ride! Once the head is inside, the rest of the top half of the shaft is very easy to take, leading swiftly to another delightful "pop" upon reaching and taking the medial ring. That ring is VERY fun to ride, and once your own ring is stretched out more, it's another smooth, beautiful slide down to the base. What's more, the subtle ripples along the shaft provide extra stimulation the whole time. Lots of micro-stretching with this toy. Just a really fantastic experience from start to finish. If hole stimulation is a big thing for you but you'd also like really easy cleanup afterward, definitely give the Sea Horse a try!