Le gode Tentacule III

Nouveau

£49

Thick rather than long, top heavy on purpose, so it leads with the part you actually care about and tapers off politely once it's made its point. If you're worried it's too much, that natural curve does the finding for you (you barely have to aim), and it's premium platinum silicone, body safe and soft enough to forgive while it absolutely refuses to leave. Suckers down the front, gentle ribs down the back, which is a lot of opinions for one tentacle.

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TP £49 Petit £59Most Popular Moyen £69 Grand £119

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Le Tentacule III.

Épais, pas long, et oui c'était une décision (un tentacule tout en longueur ne fait que se montrer, celui-ci est là pour travailler). Il est lourd en tête exprès, gonflant sa poitrine là où ça compte et s'affinant en descendant, de sorte qu'il mène avec la partie qui vous intéresse vraiment et s'effile poliment ensuite.

L'avant est composé de ventouses, douces, sur toute la longueur. L'arrière est fait de douces nervures (un petit quelque chose pour la route). Entre les deux, vous avez cette courbe naturelle de tentacule qui fait ce que les tentacules font le mieux, c'est-à-dire trouver l'endroit que vous auriez visé vous-même et ensuite refuser catégoriquement de partir.

Il repose sur une base en coquille de palourde, ce qui ressemble à un décor mais est vraiment ce qui maintient tout stable et en place pendant que vous perdez complètement la tête. Silicone platine de première qualité, assez doux pour pardonner, assez robuste pour le signifier.

Conçu par la même personne que le Goblin II et le Dragon: Scales (@srirachaskrimps), donc le pedigree est là. Et Matt a encore réussi la couleur signature, ce que nous avons commencé à tenir pour acquis (désolé Matt, nous te voyons vraiment).

Une chose des profondeurs marines qui sait exactement ce qu'elle fait. Nous allons arrêter de le décrire maintenant avant que cela ne se transforme en documentaire animalier.

Platinum Silicone

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

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Discreet Shipping

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

Returns

Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.

You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.

For more info here's our full returns policy.

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Soft suckers run the whole way down the front while gentle ribs handle the back, and the curve in the middle settles into the spot and then point blank declines to move on.

It sits on a clam shell base that sounds decorative but is genuinely the bit keeping everything stable and upright while you lose the plot entirely. Comes in X-Small through Large, so the thickness is a choice you get to make.

Premium platinum silicone, body safe, soft enough to forgive and sturdy enough to mean it. Nonporous so it wipes down without drama (a deep sea thing that cleans up nicely).

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	XS	S	M	L
Tip Circumference	2.0 5.1	2.8 7.1	3.1 7.9	3.5 8.9
Head Circumference	5.1 13.0	6.9 17.5	8.3 21.1	9.4 23.9
Head Diameter	1.6 4.1	2.2 5.6	2.6 6.6	3 7.6
Knot or Middle Circumference	5.9 15.0	7.3 18.5	9.3 23.6	10.4 26.4
Middle Diameter	1.9 4.8	2.3 5.8	2.9 7.4	3.3 8.4
Shaft Circumference	5.2 13.2	7.1 18.0	8.3 21.1	9.3 23.6
Insertable Length	4.2 10.7	5.5 14.0	6.7 17.0	7.7 19.6
Total Length	5.5 14.0	7.3 18.5	8.7 22.1	10 25.4
Base Circumference	8.7 22.1	11 27.9	13.2 33.5	15.2 38.6

Product FAQ

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!