Godes éjaculateurs

A hollow silicone tube runs through the middle of the toy, from the base out to the tip. A 60ml syringe connects to the end of it. Fill the syringe, attach it to the tube, squeeze, and it comes out of the tip. That's it. That's the tutorial. The cum tube guide has the pictures.

Water, a body safe water based lube, or a purpose made cum lube. We'd point you at Liquid Silk. Skip anything sugary or sticky (save the sugar for after). The syringe comes with the upgrade; the lube doesn't, so grab that separately.

Properly, every time. Flush the tube with warm soapy water, or soak the toy for 10 minutes in a 10% bleach solution, then rinse the tube through with clean water until it runs clear. Let it dry before you put it away. The care guide covers the rest.

It's an upgrade, so tick the cum tube option on the product page when you order. That gets you the tube plus the 60ml syringe. Ready Mades with "Cum Tube" in the name already have one fitted.

Yes. Most of our ejaculating dildos are made to order, so you pick the colours and the firmness (Squishy Soft, Super Soft or Medium) when you order. Fair warning: the colour guide is a rabbit hole.

It's hand poured once you order, so it joins the production queue (Matt, our production lead, is on it). The wait depends on how busy the queue is, and the current estimate is on our shipping page. In a hurry? Ready Mades ship in 1 to 3 working days, but when one's gone, it's gone.

Always. Plain packaging and a boring name on your bank statement (your postie will never know). We ship worldwide, and EU and US orders arrive with tax and duties already paid, so there's nothing extra to pay at the door.