The Lily Bud Dildo

This is for everyone who's thought "you know what? I'm fed up of cock and balls." The joy of fantasy sex toys is that you get something beautiful, interesting, and actually designed to be looked at (and, you know, used).

Introducing The Lily Bud Dildo.  

Remember that design competition where you all submitted incredible concepts and one design came in second place? Yeah, turns out "second place" doesn't mean "forgotten in a drawer somewhere."

Inspired by summer, faeries, and the kind of water lilies that make you stop scrolling and actually look at nature for once. It's crowned by a lily bud, wreathed in open petals, and wrapped in gossamer dragonfly wings because apparently we decided "subtle" wasn't in the brief.

The pale pink and lime green colour combo screams "summer" without actually screaming anything, which is probably for the best.

What You're Getting:

• Botanical X Insectoid inspired design
• A lily bud crown that you absolutely will not shut up about
• Zero resemblance to actual human anatomy (because let's be honest, cocks and balls aren't winning any design awards, even with generous bathroom lighting at 2am)

Second place in a design competition. First place in your collection.

This design was dreamt up by the wonderful @luddleston

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.