Le gode Alien II
A slim frame stacked with heavy ribs, which means you feel each one arrive individually. And yes, it looks narrow, that's the trick, less girth turns the volume up on every single ridge, all in body safe silicone that won't pick a fight with your anatomy. It also starts at XS, a rare courtesy in a market that thinks fantasy means three sizes of enormous.
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Full details
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Tout droit sorti du rêve biomécanique de quelqu'un (je te regarde, HR Giger)
Découvrez l'Alien II. Ne vous laissez pas tromper par sa silhouette élancée. Ces textures côtelées épaisses ne sont pas juste pour la beauté. Vous ressentirez CHAQUE. CENTIMETRE.
Cet objet a des courbes qui vous feront frémir et lever les yeux au ciel. Il sait exactement où appuyer, glisser et stimuler, comme s'il avait étudié la carte de vos points de plaisir avant même que vous ne les connaissiez. L'Alien sait où ils se trouvent. L'Alien sait toujours.
Conçue par la brillante Kat d'Excelddesigns (qui maîtrise visiblement l'anatomie mieux que la plupart des manuels médicaux), cette création surnaturelle procure un plaisir tel que vous pourriez parler en langues. Ou du moins envoyer des SMS à vos amis en majuscules le lendemain.
Les effets secondaires peuvent inclure : un halètement spontané, des voisins qui apprennent votre nom et une envie soudaine de croire à la vie extraterrestre.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Ridges with receipts
Pronounced ribs over a curve that presses exactly where it should, finished with a knot so subtle it's basically a rumour.
Pick your difficulty
Four sizes from XS to Large, and the slim profile makes it genuinely beginner friendly (anal novices, consider this your easy mode).
No funny business
Body safe silicone all the way through. The only thing alien about it is the shape (and some colours glow in the dark, because of course they do).
Ready Mades: Le gode Alien II
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.6 | 1.7 | 2.0 | 2.3 |
| Head Circumference | 2.0 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 2.9 |
| Head Diameter | 0.6 | 0.8 | 0.8 | 0.9 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 3.5 | 3.9 | 4.5 | 5.2 |
| Middle diameter | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.4 | 1.7 |
| Shaft Circumference | 2.8 | 3.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 |
| Insertable Length | 4.7 | 5.6 | 6.2 | 7.2 |
| Total Length | 5.6 | 6.5 | 7.3 | 8.4 |
| Base Circumference | 6.1 | 7.1 | 7.7 | 9.1 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep circling the same things: the ribbed texture you can feel ridge by ridge, the slim shape that turned sceptics into converts (one literally apologised to it after doubting its width), and the rare gift of actual small sizes in a fantasy toy. The recurring caveat is girth, with a few saying they'd size up next time. The glow in the dark colour also caused at least one documented scream.
