The Alien II Dildo

Q: What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options: Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide .

Q: What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

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£49

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The Alien II Dildo

£49

Description

Straight outta someone's biomechanical fever dream (looking at you, H.R. Giger)

Introducing The Alien II. Don't let the slim silhouette fool you. Those heavy ribbed textures? They're not just for show. You'll feel EVERY. SINGLE. INCH.

This thing has curves that'll make your toes curl and your eyes roll back. It knows exactly where to press, slide, and stimulate, like it's been studying a map of your pleasure points since before you knew they existed. The Alien knows where they are. The Alien always knows.

Designed by the brilliant Kat from Excelddesigns (who clearly understands anatomy better than most medical textbooks), this otherworldly creation delivers the kind of pleasure that might have you speaking in tongues. Or at least texting your friends in all caps the next day.

Side effects may include: spontaneous gasping, neighbours learning your name, and the sudden urge to believe in extraterrestrial life.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	XS	S	M	L
Tip Circumference	1.6 4.1	1.7 4.3	2.0 5.1	2.3 5.8
Head Circumference	2.0 5.1	2.4 6.1	2.6 6.6	2.9 7.4
Head Diameter	0.6 1.6	0.8 1.9	0.8 2.1	0.9 2.3
Knot or Middle Circumference	3.5 8.9	3.9 9.9	4.5 11.4	5.2 13.2
Middle diameter	1.1 2.8	1.2 3.1	1.4 3.6	1.7 4.2
Shaft Circumference	2.8 7.1	3.5 8.9	4.2 10.7	4.3 10.9
Insertable Length	4.7 11.9	5.6 14.2	6.2 15.7	7.2 18.3
Total Length	5.6 14.2	6.5 16.5	7.3 18.5	8.4 21.3
Base Circumference	6.1 15.5	7.1 18.0	7.7 19.6	9.1 23.1

Product FAQ

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

Reviews

Just a lil guy...

I got this one as a freebie as part of a promotion (at least I think it's this one. I scrutinised the appearance to be sure) and he's just a lil guy. XS is actually perfect for someone like me with their parts being all sorts of wonky.

OMG PERFECT

We had to look for agesr to find a non boring dildo company that accommodates small sizes as we found most monster style ones came in big bigger and massive. My partner and I absolutely love using this on eachother the colour is amazing and the ribbed texture (we got the standard softness) is the best!!!

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