What our customers say
L'amour récurrent va à la texture (tu sens chaque nervure, apparemment en boucle) et aux tailles vraiment petites, introuvables ailleurs dans les jouets façon monstre, plus des éloges répétés pour les couleurs, dont une phosphorescente. C'est un favori pour l'anal et pour les débutants grâce au nœud discret. Une remarque honnête : quelques personnes ont trouvé le XS en super soft difficile à démarrer, et d'autres comptent prendre plus grand pour plus de girth.
Le gode Alien II
Silhouette fine, réalité bien nervurée : tu sens chaque nervure à l'entrée et (surtout) à la sortie. Si tu te dis que cette forme étroite est trop sage pour toi, la moitié de ceux qui n'arrêtent plus d'en parler pensaient pareil, et le silicone body safe lui offre sa réputation sans que ton corps ait quoi que ce soit à redire. Le nœud discret reste là, l'air de ne rien faire, ce qui est évidemment faux.
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Full details
Full details
Tout droit sorti du rêve biomécanique de quelqu'un (je te regarde, HR Giger)
Découvrez l'Alien II. Ne vous laissez pas tromper par sa silhouette élancée. Ces textures côtelées épaisses ne sont pas juste pour la beauté. Vous ressentirez CHAQUE. CENTIMETRE.
Cet objet a des courbes qui vous feront frémir et lever les yeux au ciel. Il sait exactement où appuyer, glisser et stimuler, comme s'il avait étudié la carte de vos points de plaisir avant même que vous ne les connaissiez. L'Alien sait où ils se trouvent. L'Alien sait toujours.
Conçue par la brillante Kat d'Excelddesigns (qui maîtrise visiblement l'anatomie mieux que la plupart des manuels médicaux), cette création surnaturelle procure un plaisir tel que vous pourriez parler en langues. Ou du moins envoyer des SMS à vos amis en majuscules le lendemain.
Les effets secondaires peuvent inclure : un halètement spontané, des voisins qui apprennent votre nom et une envie soudaine de croire à la vie extraterrestre.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Chaque nervure, ressentie
La texture nervurée n'est pas décorative, c'est tout l'intérêt, et la forme plus fine fait que rien ne se perd en route. Va profond sans résistance.
S'installe et reste en place
Le nœud détendu fait office de léger ancrage : il se comporte comme un plug quand tu veux et ne part pas en balade en pleine séance. Facile pour qui découvre à peine la texture.
Body safe, zéro drame
En silicone body safe qui s'essuie sans cérémonie, disponible en quatre tailles à partir du XS (pour commencer modestement ou foncer). Livraison discrète, car ton facteur n'a pas besoin de connaître l'histoire.
Ready Mades: Le gode Alien II
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.6″ | 1.7″ | 2″ | 2.3″ |
| Tip Diameter | 0.5″ | 0.6″ | 0.6″ | 0.7″ |
| Head Circumference | 2″ | 2.4″ | 2.6″ | 2.9″ |
| Head Diameter | 0.6″ | 0.8″ | 0.8″ | 0.9″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 2.8″ | 3.5″ | 4.2″ | 4.3″ |
| Shaft Diameter | 0.9″ | 1.1″ | 1.3″ | 1.4″ |
| Insertable Length | 4.7″ | 5.6″ | 6.2″ | 7.2″ |
| Total Length | 5.6″ | 6.5″ | 7.3″ | 8.4″ |
| Base Circumference | 6.1″ | 7.1″ | 7.7″ | 9.1″ |
| Knot Circumference | 3.5″ | 3.9″ | 4.5″ | 5.2″ |
| Knot Diameter | 1.1″ | 1.2″ | 1.4″ | 1.7″ |
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Reviews
What our customers say
L'amour récurrent va à la texture (tu sens chaque nervure, apparemment en boucle) et aux tailles vraiment petites, introuvables ailleurs dans les jouets façon monstre, plus des éloges répétés pour les couleurs, dont une phosphorescente. C'est un favori pour l'anal et pour les débutants grâce au nœud discret. Une remarque honnête : quelques personnes ont trouvé le XS en super soft difficile à démarrer, et d'autres comptent prendre plus grand pour plus de girth.
You can feel every ridge. I got Large and Medium density and I think they were the perfect options for my body. Goes deep without effort.
I got this as a mystery gift (in small) and I love it! At first, I can't lie I got a bit judgey- I liked the shape but thought it was too narrow for me. I've since apologized to this incredible dildo as it is literally perfect in every way for anal. Highly recommend for anal novices that want easy use with exciting texture and a perfectly subtle knot.
Got this as a very welcomed mystery dildo freebie and I FREAKING LOVE IT!!!
Bit thinner than the other ones I have BUT I think that just might be the feature that makes this dildo so great. You can feel every single ridge!
I got the upgrade to medium for this. And the scream I scrumpt when I found out this colour was a glow in the dark… Just genious!
well made, discreetly packaged and feels great! perfect for my first (non-vibrating) dildo, I ordered a size medium and am so happy with how small it still comes out, perfect for my first! The knot is very fun and the texture is lovely.
This is a great toy! I got small and medium firmness and am happy with my purchase. The size small is a great length and circumference for me. The moonkissed color is really nice too!
Got this as a mystery XS freebie when I ordered my Centaur earlier this year (which I realize now was a hilarious size difference package) and found this thing to be just so fun. With backdoor play you will 100% feel every single rib, and the relaxed knot makes it a great plug-like toy. As a free offering this was great but as a word of warning: XS and super soft makes this one a real pain to get in at times. If you'll entertain a crude metaphor— a xeno with whiskey-dick. Regardless, I can only imagine what this little freak is like at larger sizes, and I may very well have to find out soon.
Super nice but I wish it was a little more girthy, so in the future I'll size up, then.
Wife absolutely loves this toy and the freeby that came with it is a big hit too. Looking forward to trying another and going a size up!
I got this one as a freebie as part of a promotion (at least I think it's this one. I scrutinised the appearance to be sure) and he's just a lil guy. XS is actually perfect for someone like me with their parts being all sorts of wonky.
We had to look for agesr to find a non boring dildo company that accommodates small sizes as we found most monster style ones came in big bigger and massive. My partner and I absolutely love using this on eachother the colour is amazing and the ribbed texture (we got the standard softness) is the best!!!
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