L'ovipositeur extraterrestre

If you’re not use to large dildo’s, get the small. I got the small and even that requires me to prep with my medium size, dragon knot II dildo. When properly prepped it feels nice going in and moving around inside. I use it as a typical dildo until I orgasm, after which I push the eggs inside. The eggs create a bulge in the dildo which feels nice to my sensitive walls. The problem is the eggs get pushed in deep and it’s a struggle to get them out. I’m having to essentially give birth to them and while I like the feeling of them finally coming out, I can do without the strain.

The colour of the dildo is exactly as I instructed. I didn’t choose the colour of the eggs but I am satisfied with the colours chosen as they remind me of Easter which plays into my fertility ritual fetish as well.

Overall I love the product but due to the prep required and the hassle of fishing out the eggs afterwards, I don’t use it very often.

Was looking for an ovi and was delighted to not only find one I liked, but also for the store to be uk based. Got a size small, and it fits some eggs I already had in addition to the ones I got with it. I didn't specify what colours I wanted apart from no skin tone, and I really like the green & purple I got.

I unfortunately have not been able to try out this dildo, as I ordered a medium and was NOT expecting it to be that big. Looks like I've got my work cut out for me before I can give an accurate review. That aside, the colours are also super pretty!! The silicone feels nice and smooth, and the eggs look great! (the eggs are also very fun to squish)

It wasnt the colours that I was expecting (but I chose the surprise me option so that surprise is half the fun) but im really happy with my purchase and will FOR SURE be purchasing more fun things from this shop! Its super fun to use and definitely gives a different feeling if you want something... should i say... "out of this world"

Get it?... because its an alien ovipositor.

Hadd to make that joke, I'm so sorry. But seriously, this toy is great and i definitely recommend it to anyone wanting to try something new!

I got the X-Small because I've never had an ovipositor before. It's absolutely perfect. When empty it goes in with no resistance. When the eggs pass through..... Wow. Amazing overall.

The toy is gorgeous and exactly how I wanted! Staff was super helpful and friendly.

This is actually my first dildo ever! I've never really seen the appeal of penetration, just finding it vaguely uncomfortable, but I decided I wanted to change that; so why not go all in and get myself something nice and fancy and appealing to my very specific kink?

I chose the small ovipositor in squishy soft, with a glow-in-the-dark pink fade to a black base, and matching glow-in-the-dark pink eggs. Unfortunately, the first ovipositor I received had the wrong colours; neon pink instead of glow-in-the-dark pink. I contacted UC and explained the issue, and they immediately remade and sent me a new one, free of charge. I even got a free x-small Arbora in a super cute pastel pink/blue combo, which was very nice of them :)

Both of the ovipositor pours look awesome, but as you can see in the images (forgive my blasphemous use of a sacred text, I needed a flat surface to put them on) the glow-in-the-dark pink is a lot lighter than the colour selector would have you believe, and it doesn't really glow pink, more of a blue-ish white. This would've been fine if it was a matter of me not doing my research; however, I spent literal hours trying to find irl examples of the colours, but their social media pages and website gallery rarely ever state the actual names of the colours used.

I've also seen a lot of people mention difficulties with pushing the eggs through the ovipositor, and I have three (or is it technically four?) words for you: USE OIL-BASED LUBE! Just a thin layer on the outside of the eggs before adding your favourite water-based/hybrid lube makes things WAYYY easier. The ovipositor page says that you need a lot of lube, but I honestly think it should specify that water-based/hybrid lube alone is just not enough.

I was a bit worried that I'd be unable to get the eggs out of my body, but it turned out fine. I usually can't get the final egg out by just pushing, but it's easy enough using my fingers. The whole process is a bit of a workout, but that's absolutely not a negative for me; I find the combination of exhaustion and relief gives me a special sort of satisfaction.

As someone with zero penetration experience, it took a few attempts, working my way up with the eggs and my fingers before actually being able to fit the ovipositor. Probably an ambitious choice for a first-timer, but I don't regret it at all.

All in all, I'm very very happy with my purchase! I guess my only real criticism is that I wish the site had some clear examples of what the different colours actually look like in real life.

And finally, as more of a general suggestion for the website, it'd be nice if you could pick which type (and maybe firmness) of eggs you want to get with your ovipositor :)
(Because seriously, why doesn't the Xenomorph Ovipositor come with the Alien II eggs? They're the Praetomorph-inspired ones, damn it!)

i really like it! im happy with the color too! i chose random color and i got a glow in the dark one! the eggs are a little difficult to get out but its still awesome. i stands up by itself and i was pretty worried that it would be floppy and bad but its not!

It arrived way earlier than I thought it would and it looks great, I got the trademark colors because they were offering free customization and I love how it came out. It's a bit hard to get the eggs through but the softness and ribbing definitely makes up for that imo. It is a bit sticky but if thats the tradeoff for being super soft then it's worth it. Part of my order didn't arrive but I contacted the team and they quickly got it fixed for me :-)

My favorite Oviposter! I did the 'surprise me' pour option and got this absolutely GORGEOUS toy with matching eggs! I am beyond in love! Easy to push the eggs through, and perfect size. This toy is undoubtedly a 10/10!! 🖤

Wonderful toy although I'm still a little confused on how to use it (there's a first time for everything)
A very manageable size so it's not too difficult to get around, and the softness of both the ovipositor itself and the eggs is very nice.
I also love how the colours came out!

Really pretty and Soft, perfect length. The eggs are a nice size too! Still getting the hang of how to use it, but it isn't too difficult!

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Arrived quickly, took about a week to get to me in Canada.

The packaging was super discrete, just labeled as "art". And the branded packaging (inside of the discrete packaging) was a nice surprise.

The toys themselves are great. They're very smooth and such a nice balance between soft and firm. I tend to get some pain from sex but the small+super soft ovipositor didn't cause me any issues. I bought extra small+medium firmness Alien Eggs, which are bigger than the ones that come with the small ovipositor, but they still went through the tube fine!

Use lots of lube and run an egg through the ovipositor before actually using it. It'll help them not get stuck. I also wish this shop sold plungers but it still works well without.

All around, really great!

Alien alias Penetrator. Great.

Amazing material, feels incredible (physically and mentally - for those with an alien and breeding kink!). Would definitely recommend!!!

Great quality and love the mix of colours.

As someone who's new to oviposition, I wasn't sure if I'd like it. The firmness was perfect, squishy but not overly so. The small size is perfect for beginners to the fetish.

It's pretty great, I didnt really run into the problem of not being able to get the eggs out. I have no problems with the toy, just simply that I personally should have sized up. It looks really pretty, but also is hard to use if it doesn't have the eggs in it, which makes logical sense. Just wanted to let anyone thinking about buying to know that.

Overall a great experience, wont find me complaining. Great sizing, works as intended, nothing feeling uncomfortable, what more is there to say?

I haven't had a chance to try it yet. It looks really cool. I like the colours.

I very rarely leave reviews anywhere but I feel this definitely warrants one. I was a bit careless in buying without looking properly, and not long after purchasing I realized my error and sent an email out in hopes that I could possibly refund before the item shipped. They were unable to catch it in time, which is totally understandable, these kinds of things happen and I instead asked for a return sticker, but was told there would be a fee and they offered to still refund the money to my account. I really wish there was a way I could repay the help I was given, and to be honest this doesn't feel nearly substantial enough given the circumstances. I genuinely did not expect the kindness and understanding in this situation, it made everything much less stressful. I've never had such a good experience with a business (and I work retail), so thank you so much to these people assisting in ensuring things run smoothly and efficiently.

One of the BEST experience I ever made! Everything is perfect !