What our customers say
The recurring praise is that curve (described everywhere from "chef's kiss" to "eye rolling") plus the ribbed, bumpy texture that hits the right spots, and several people who received it as a mystery pick admitted they'd never have chosen it and are now devoted. Sizing runs generous, so a medium can read big for smaller anatomy, and the one honest concern is firmness on the mystery upgrades, where a Medium came through firmer than some wanted (worth choosing your firmness when you can).
Gode Gobelin
Ribs, curves and delightfully bumpy bits that make every ridge a small event, all wrapped around a curve that goes hunting for your g-spot like it's got a map. Comes in four sizes because "not super challenging but filling enough" is a real place people live (and yes, it's body-safe silicone, so the only thing to worry about is explaining why it lives under your pillow now). Realistic where it counts, fantasy where it's fun, which means you never have to pick a side.
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Full details
Full details
Voici votre nouveau fauteur de troubles préféré : Le Gobelin.
Cette petite création insolente apporte toute l'énergie espiègle à laquelle vous vous attendez, avec des nervures, des courbes et des bosses délicieusement texturées qui vous feront vous demander pourquoi vous vous êtes contenté de jouets ennuyeux.
Qu'est-ce qui rend ce petit fauteur de troubles si spécial, m'entendez-vous demander au fond de la salle ?
Le réalisme rencontre les courbes fantastiques, car pourquoi choisir entre ce qui fonctionne et ce qui stimule votre imagination ?
Courbé pour le plaisir de toutes les bonnes manières. Pensez-y comme à un système de navigation intégré pour tous vos endroits préférés.
La texture bosselée du dessous signifie que vous sentirez littéralement chaque crête et chaque courbe. Ces détails ne sont pas seulement beaux à regarder (bien qu'ils soient vraiment quelque chose à voir).
Le Gobelin prouve que les meilleures aventures se produisent lorsque vous embrassez un peu le chaos.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Bumpy little troublemaker
The ribbed underside means you feel every single ridge on the way through, and the curve does the rest (eye rolling optional but frequently reported).
Built in navigation
That curve isn't decorative, it points itself at all the good spots so you can steer sensation without doing much steering. The suction base holds firm if you want to go hands free.
Green and body-safe
Poured in body-safe silicone with softer, smooth bumps that are easy to handle, and it wipes clean with soap and warm water. The spooky green is a bonus.
Ready Mades: Gode Gobelin
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head Circumference | 3.6 | 4.6 | 5.3 | 6.1 |
| Head Diameter | 1.2 | 1.5 | 1.7 | 2.0 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.7 |
| Middle Diameter | 1.4 | 1.8 | 2.0 | 2.5 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.7 |
| Insertable Length | 4.5 | 5.9 | 6.9 | 8.4 |
| Total Length | 5.4 | 6.9 | 8.3 | 9.8 |
| Base Circumference | 8.7 | 11.2 | 12.8 | 15.8 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The recurring praise is that curve (described everywhere from "chef's kiss" to "eye rolling") plus the ribbed, bumpy texture that hits the right spots, and several people who received it as a mystery pick admitted they'd never have chosen it and are now devoted. Sizing runs generous, so a medium can read big for smaller anatomy, and the one honest concern is firmness on the mystery upgrades, where a Medium came through firmer than some wanted (worth choosing your firmness when you can).
Beautiful design, but too firm in a Medium.
Pros:
Aesthetics: Gorgeous shape, fantastic size, and a beautiful color.
Surface Texture: The bumps and grooves all over the toy look incredible and really build anticipation.
Mystery Upgrade: We paid for the size upgrade to a Medium for our mystery toy and were thrilled to pull the Goblin—it felt like hitting the jackpot!
Cons:
Silicone Firmness: Because it was a mystery item, we couldn't select the firmness. The silicone we received is way too rigid.
Comfort: While a stiffer firmness might work well for an XS or Small, a Medium or Large really needs a super soft silicone to be comfortable. Because it is so hard, it is too uncomfortable for us to use.
Final Thoughts:
It looks absolutely incredible and has a surface texture to dream of, but if you are buying this in a Medium or Large, I highly recommend selecting a softer firmness for actual enjoyment. We would definitely consider repurchasing the Medium Goblin in a super soft firmness in the future. We really wish the mystery toy listings offered paid upgrade options to select a firmness preference or color tier, such as an upgrade for premium colors. We have loved all of the premium color effects we've received in the past and would probably pay for those upgrades every single time!
Hi there
Thank you so much for taking the time to leave such a detailed review! We're delighted to hear you loved the Goblin's design, texture, and that pulling one from the mystery selection felt like hitting the jackpot.
We completely understand your comments about the firmness. One of the trade-offs with our mystery toys is that the firmness, along with the color, is selected at random, so we're unable to offer specific preferences. We appreciate your suggestion about optional firmness or premium color upgrades for mystery items, and we'll be sure to pass that feedback along to our team for consideration.
We're really glad to hear you'd consider picking up a Medium Goblin in a super soft firmness in the future, as that sounds like it would be a much better fit for your preferences. Thank you again for your thoughtful feedback and for supporting us!
Kind regards
The Uncover Creations service team
I’ve been thinking about this one and finally went for it when I got a coupon. The curve on the Goblin dildo is just *chef’s kiss* WONDERFUL! I got mine in a size small and while it’s not super challenging, it’s big enough to be filling if you have a smaller anatomy like me. The bumps add fun texture and the curve really finds my gspot well. This is definitely going to be played with a LOT. Another winner from UC! Big shoutout to customer service on this order. I ended up getting a goblin 2 by mistake and UC had a free replacement made and sent to me within 36 hours. It reached me very quickly considering it went from the U.K. to Michigan USA and it is absolutely amazing. Customer service is always great to work with, so thanks to those lovely people!
This was the free mystery dildo included with my order and I was SO pleasantly surprised. I would’ve never chosen this for myself, but I would’ve missed out. It’s very comfortable, but not boring. The ridges add pressure, and the curve and shape really let you control sensation. (that curve is eye rolling). Absolutely recommend upgrading to the silky smooth.
I had my eyes on this one for a while. I liked the mix of fantasy with realistic and finally decided to get it, and I am so glad I did! The bumped/ribbed texture feels amazing! I sized it up to a medium and love how big it is. Bonus, I love the green! It just perfectly adds to the fantasy and is so pretty!
Got this dildo for free with my order. The ridges, the bumps it al feels so good. When the first time it went inside , i definitely didn't expect it to be that amazing, but it is. It holds up with the suction cup pretty well. Colours are amazing, spooky vibes
Upgraded my mystery dildo to small and got this beauty. I think it’s super soft firmness, and is gorgeous pink with gold colours, I love it!
Size wise, small is easily big enough for me. It is the kind of size of an endowed but regular human, with good length and generous thickness.
Used it on me (I’m female) and it felt great, lots of squirting, but I tighten and clench with pleasure so it was a struggle to keep it inside me. When I contracted and gripped I’d push it out. My bf pushed it really deep to counter that and it worked, but maybe I would benefit from something firmer.
Used it on my bf and he loved it! Loved the length, the thickness, the curve and the soft firmness. Has asked me not to tell him where I got it so he doesn’t spend all his money here haha
An excellent toy, can see it being used regularly
Thought this one would be a good addition to the roster, but it's quickly become the one and only.
Been eyeing up the Goblin for a few months and finally went for it. So glad I did, size small, beautiful detail as always and even more beautiful orgasms.
Perfect, i highly recommend. The shape and color are very nice.
soft, smooth bumps are a very nice easy texture to handle. also it’s just adorable
Was excited for this one, and it did not disappoint. Got it in Medium, and it’s perfect.
I got the medium and it was a bit big but overall the bumps and ridges hit all the right spots
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