Le broyeur de tentacules

When I submitted my order I sent an email to customer service asking that the mystery dildo be made with left over colours from the grinder toy I ordered (spend $80 and get a mystery toy is genius marketing btw) or the neon pink colour, if at all possible (hello ocd for matching things). Customer service replied super quickly and said they would do their best, and did they ever! They used the colour I asked for, and I was so happy I almost cried when I opened the package. Thank you for accommodating a request you didn’t have to fulfill, I love seeing big companies pay attention to the little details! The quality is amazing, the silicone is fantastic (no smell at all with the super squishy silicone) and I’m already planning the next purchase.

the mystery dildo came with a different order as a gift, and its very cute and small! as someone who is a a bit small myself (if you catch my meaning) its a very good toy for practicing! however, I unfortunately noticed some weird... rough/flaky bits??? at the tip, and I'm a little worried about potential risk of bacteria getting stuck in there and possibly causing an infection or something. that aside, the colours are very pretty, and it is fun to squish and play with in my hands.

Had the mystery dildo XS as a free gift when I purchased a grinder as a limited time promotion but I paid to upgrade to large. I received the dragon knot I which I was very pleased with. This is my first time trying a fantasy dildo and a knot dildo too. This is a good starter knot fantasy dildo as the knot isn’t quite as big as some of the other knot dildos but absolutely makes you feel full. Beautiful colour which is a deep pink with little shimmer reflects - the pictures don’t do it justice. Very comfortable to use and accurate to the size listing so check beforehand before buying! I was a little apprehensive when I felt the squish of the material compared to other high street dildos however this is extremely sturdy and well made.

Okay, so I wasn’t expecting to fall in love with a freebie—but here we are. This little surprise came tucked into my package like a secret gift from the toy gods, and let me tell you, I was pleasantly surprised. I’m about 95% sure this is the Werewolf 2 (correct me if I’m wrong, mystery box!) and while I usually stick to my trusty grinder, this new toy might just... taint me. In the best possible way.

The design is wild—in the most beautifully feral kind of way. It’s compact, but it’s got personality. I haven’t officially taken it for a spin yet (I’m still in the admiration phase), but it already has this seductive little presence that’s whispering, "Come play..."

The texture, the shape, the detail—ugh, it’s all too good for something that was just thrown in. I wasn’t ready to be tempted like this, and yet, here I am. Staring. Fantasizing. Plotting.

If this is what they call a mystery gift, I might just start buying stuff for the mystery alone. It’s giving “gateway toy,” and I don’t know whether to be grateful or scared of what this says about my future shopping cart.

Anyway, big thanks to the team for the surprise! I may have a new obsession in the making.

I was so pleased with this toy! I worried to some degree that I would get something with a larger knot because I struggle with those. However! Given the size and squishyness of this little guy I doubt it would have been a problem! The size of it is perfect, I long for a good fantasy phallus but so often they are huge, thick and hard (different strokes and all that) but that's too MUCH for me. This little friend? No... they are safe, sweet and would hold the door open for you, they've got you, take your time baby 😘

(Not to mention it's my faaav soft purple tone, pictured here with the colours I picked for my office to prove I would only tell the truth)

For my mystery gift, I purchased the size upgrade (small). What I received was a blue Owlbear in a soft firmness, and a lovely dark blue color. This thing is beautiful! Pictures don't do it justice. Not sure of the exact firmness or color, as the toy is truly a mystery. It arives with no info card, and you might even have to do some digging to figure out what model you've received! I guess that's part of the fun, and I do love a good mystery. One thing that's NOT a mystery is how high quality their toys are. This silicone piece is lovely. It's well made, well poured, an amazing texture, the design and sculpt amazing. I never would have purchased the Owlbear for myself, as the shape isn't something I tend to gravitate towards. But let me tell you, this thing is AMAZING. I love how thick and blunt the head is, and I have a new appreciation for toys of a similar shape now. This gets me excited about ordering from UC again in the future, and Im more curious about toys outside my confort zone. So exciting! Also, I asked them if they could send a gender-affirming color for me, and they abliged. I appreciate this so much, as a trans person!Uncover Creations is quickly becoming my favorite!