
What our customers say
The two loudest themes are "gorgeous quality" and "far bigger than I expected," with almost everyone underestimating the sizing even after checking measurements, so err smaller if you're new to large toys. Reviewers keep praising the humanoid tip for making a hefty toy approachable, the noticeable piercings and ring, and the stunning colours, especially in super soft. The one recurring gripe is that the medial ring feels less prominent for some anal users on the softer firmness, and that the site size comparison image can read as misleading at XL.








Gode ceinture Sinnovator Centaur
A realistic human tip that eases you in before a Jacob's Ladder of frenum piercings and a prominent medial ring take over, human at the top and full mythological creature everywhere else. It runs bigger than the size chart suggests (measure, then measure again, then maybe pour yourself a drink), but the tapered humanoid head makes it far friendlier to take than a toy this hefty has any right to be, and it's poured in body-safe silicone. Available in five sizes, from "curious" all the way to "are you sure about this?
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Vous vous souvenez de notre concours "Design A Dildo" ? Cette merveille absolue est arrivée quatrième, et honnêtement, nous ne pouvions pas la laisser sombrer dans l'oubli. Alors nous avons fait ce que toute entreprise raisonnable ferait et l'avons confiée à nos amis de Sinnovator.
Moitié homme. Moitié cheval. Tout à vous.
Le Centaure commence par un bout humain réaliste (parce que pourquoi ne pas y aller en douceur), complété par une Échelle de Jacob de piercings du frein le long de la tige. Avant de vous précipiter sur Google ou Wikipédia, il s'agit d'une série de piercings de la tige qui ont l'air impressionnants, se sentent encore mieux, et seront absolument un sujet de conversation si quelqu'un vous interroge sur votre collection de jouets.
De là, il passe à une tige équine magnifiquement sculptée, glissant au-delà de l'anneau médian proéminent jusqu'à la gaine texturée et les testicules à la base. Tout le parcours est une étude de contrastes : humain à la pointe, créature mythologique partout ailleurs, et certainement pas quelque chose que vous trouveriez dans un vieux manuel d'anatomie ennuyeux.
Disponible en 5 tailles, de "curieux" à "confiant" en passant par "êtes-vous sûr de vous ?", donc que vous testiez le terrain ou que vous plongiez directement dans le grand bain, nous avons ce qu'il vous faut.
Fabriqué par Sinnovator. Affiché fièrement par nous.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Piercings you can feel
The frenum piercings and medial ring actually register, so you feel every bump, ridge and stretch on the way down (the ring on the way out is a whole separate event).
Stands on its own
The weighted balls at the base give it a sturdy stand on a firm surface for riding solo, and that same humanoid tip makes inserting it easier than the girth would suggest.
Soft, smooth, body-safe
Poured by Sinnovator in body-safe silicone with a super soft option that lets you go deeper in comfort, plus a smooth surface that's simple to keep clean.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.9 | 1.8 | 2.2 | 3 | 3.7 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.9 | 6.7 | 7.8 | 8 | 9.8 |
| Base Circumference | 9.1 | 12.4 | 14.2 | 14.6 | 16.7 |
| Insertable Length | 5.5 | 7.5 | 9.3 | 12.2 | 16.1 |
| Total Length | 7.3 | 9.6 | 11.4 | 14.8 | 18.9 |
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What customers are saying
The two loudest themes are "gorgeous quality" and "far bigger than I expected," with almost everyone underestimating the sizing even after checking measurements, so err smaller if you're new to large toys. Reviewers keep praising the humanoid tip for making a hefty toy approachable, the noticeable piercings and ring, and the stunning colours, especially in super soft. The one recurring gripe is that the medial ring feels less prominent for some anal users on the softer firmness, and that the site size comparison image can read as misleading at XL.




















































