Sinnovator Centaur Dildo
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Description
Remember our Design a Dildo competition? This absolute beauty came in fourth, and honestly, we couldn't just let it fade into obscurity. So we did what any reasonable company would do and handed it over to our friends at Sinnovator.
Half man. Half horse. All yours.
The Centaur starts with a realistic human tip (because why not ease into things), complete with a Jacob's Ladder of frenum piercings running down the shaft. Before you run off to Google or Wikipedia, that's a series of shaft piercings that look impressive, feel even better, and will absolutely be a conversation starter if anyone asks about your toy collection.
From there, it transitions into a beautifully sculpted equine shaft, gliding past the prominent medial ring down to the textured sheath and balls at the base. The whole journey is a study in contrasts: human at the tip, mythological creature everywhere else, and definitely not something you'd find in a boring old anatomy textbook.
Available in 5 sizes from "curious" to "confident" to "are you sure about this?", so whether you're testing the waters or diving straight into the deep end, we've got you covered.
Made by Sinnovator. Smugly displayed by us.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.9 | 2.2 | 1.8 | 3.0 | 3.7 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.9 | 6.7 | 7.8 | 8.0 | 9.8 |
| Base Circumference | 9.1 | 12.4 | 14.2 | 14.6 | 16.7 |
| Insertable Length | 5.5 | 7.5 | 9.3 | 12.2 | 16.1 |
| Total Length | 7.3 | 9.6 | 11.4 | 14.8 | 18.9 |
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