The Knot III Dildo
Flowing curves, subtle ribbing, a bold head, and then the knot, which is the entire point and behaves like it knows it. If you're hovering between sizes and fretting that X Small means underwhelming, it doesn't (proper girth at every size, all in body safe platinum silicone, so the only real risk is colour indecision). And the knot sits partway up the shaft where you can actually reach it, instead of lurking down by the base like a rumour.
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Full details
Full details
Meet the Knot III - we sent our bestselling Knot I to the gym, and it came back with muscles in all the right places. Think of it as the Knot's gym-obsessed cousin who never skips leg day. Actually, never skips any day.
Those thicc flowing curves meet subtle ribbing for that just-right sensation, crowned with a bold, pronounced head designed to make you say "oh my" in your best George Takei voice.
We've added a hair-textured base because, let's be real, attention to detail matters (and so does grip when things get exciting).
Coming in four sizes from "hello there" to "challenge accepted," each Knot III is crafted from our premium body-safe platinum silicone.
Add this powerhouse to your cart - your future self will send you a thank you note. Possibly written in all caps, definitely with multiple exclamation points.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Your customisation
Ribs before the knot
The ridges run evenly around the whole shaft rather than picking favourite sides, so every angle gets the same treatment. Then the knot arrives and turns the whole thing into a project worth committing to.
Grip included
The hair textured base gives your hand something to hold when things get enthusiastic, and four sizes let you start polite and graduate at your own pace.
Soft, sturdy, washable
Premium platinum silicone that feels lovely, cleans up in seconds, and holds its shape through nightly use (we said what we said).
Ready Mades: The Knot III Dildo
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.0 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 2.9 |
| Head Circumference | 3.1 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.6 |
| Head Diameter | 1.0 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.5 | 7.2 | 7.8 | 9.1 |
| Middle diameter | 1.8 | 2.3 | 2.5 | 2.9 |
| Shaft Circumference | 3.7 | 4.6 | 5.4 | 6.1 |
| Insertable Length | 4.1 | 5.3 | 6.4 | 8.2 |
| Total Length | 5.3 | 6.9 | 8.0 | 9.8 |
| Base Circumference | 7.0 | 9.1 | 9.1 | 9.3 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The recurring praise is quality, shape and the knot itself, with the high knot placement called out repeatedly as better proportioned than most knotted toys, and the X-Small landing as smaller-but-still-girthy rather than disappointing. Several people picked softer firmness specifically to ease into taking the knot. The honest recurring note: a few wanted more length before the knot and a bigger girth jump between shaft and knot for extra impact, and one or two found the shaft a touch too smooth.
