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The Best Bad Dragon Alternatives, Ranked (by a Biased Maker)

The best Bad Dragon alternatives, ranked by a biased maker (us). Pours, prices, waits and who’ll hit you with import fees

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Oct 9, 2026

How to Choose a Dragon Dildo (Sizes, Firmness and Our Picks)

Every dragon we make, sized up side by side, plus which firmness to pick and our favourite dragon for every kind of rider.

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Oct 9, 2026

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Dragon Dildos Explained (By People Who Make Them)

What a dragon dildo actually is, how the scales, ridges and knots feel, and how to pick, use and look after your first one.

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Oct 9, 2026

Our best selling creations

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Best Seller
The Knot Dildo, front angle view, platinum-cure silicone dildo
The Knot Dildo4.8 148 reviews
Sale priceFrom £49
Best Seller
The Venus Grinder, front angle view, platinum-cure silicone grinder
The Venus Grinder4.6 76 reviews
Sale price£79
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The Dragon: Scale Dildo, front view, platinum-cure silicone dildo
The Dragon: Scale Dildo4.9 20 reviews
Sale priceFrom £49
Best Seller
The Dragon: Knot II Dildo, front angle view, platinum-cure silicone dildo
The Dragon: Knot II Dildo4.7 62 reviews
Sale priceFrom £49
The Nu Sensuelle Point 20 Function Bullet, front view
The Nu Sensuelle Point 20 Function Bullet4.8 26 reviews
Sale price£45
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Goblin II Dildo, front angle view, platinum-cure silicone dildo
Goblin II Dildo4.8 35 reviews
Sale priceFrom £49

Award-Winning Fantasy Sex Toys

Recognised by leading names in the industry.

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Sexual Freedom Awards

Winner – Product of the Year

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Bazowie Awards

Winner – Fan Favorite Horror Toy

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XBIZ Europa Awards

Nominee – Sex Toy of the Year

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XBIZ Awards

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UK Fetish Awards

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Alternative Awards

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