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• Dragon Dildos Explained (By People Who Make Them) What a dragon dildo actually is, how the scales, ridges and knots feel, and how to pick, use and look after your... Read it
• How to Choose a Dragon Dildo (Sizes, Firmness and Our Picks) Every dragon we make, sized up side by side, plus which firmness to pick and our favourite dragon for every kind of... Read it
• The Best Bad Dragon Alternatives, Ranked (by a Biased Maker) The best Bad Dragon alternatives, ranked by a biased maker (us). Pours, prices, waits and who’ll hit you with import fees Read it

• The Best Bad Dragon Alternatives, Ranked (by a Biased Maker) The best Bad Dragon alternatives, ranked by a biased maker (us). Pours, prices, waits and who’ll hit you with import fees Read it
• How to Choose a Dragon Dildo (Sizes, Firmness and Our Picks) Every dragon we make, sized up side by side, plus which firmness to pick and our favourite dragon for every kind of... Read it
• Dragon Dildos Explained (By People Who Make Them) What a dragon dildo actually is, how the scales, ridges and knots feel, and how to pick, use and look after your... Read it

The basics

• Size guideEvery toy we make, drawn to scale
• Firmness guideSquishy, super soft or medium?
• Care guideCleaning, lube and storage
• Colour guideEvery pour we do
• Cum tube guideHow they work, and how to clean them

• Size does matter TLDR: Someone on Reddit said comparing sizes across our site is a nightmare We agreed A few late nights later, it's fixed.... Read it
• The sticky note that's still working TLDR: We're moving. Again. Into a unit with (by my quick maths) 33.33% more space Expect us a bit slow over August... Read it
• Right, a lot has happened. I went on a writing spree, and it turns out producing a genuinely insane amount of content takes a genuinely stupid amount... Read it

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