The Owlbear Dildo
Thick, blunt, and frankly a bit meaty, with ribbing that makes itself known on every stroke. If pointier toys have ever turned full depth into a flinch, the rounded head here arrives like a polite knock rather than a jab, and the whole thing is poured in body safe silicone. There are also feathers and balls sculpted into the base, because an owlbear without plumage is just a bear (and we have standards).
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Full details
Full details
The Owlbear boasts a thick and robust design, meticulously crafted to offer a fulfilling and intense experience. Enhancing this experience is the ribbed shaft, designed to heighten every sensation. The intricate ribbing ensures a tactile encounter that’s both unique and exhilarating, delivering a cascade of sensations with each movement.
Featuring an uncircumcised design, offering a natural, authentic feel, The Owlbear is blunt, thick, and meaty, crafted for those who crave a formidable presence. Every encounter with it is designed to be memorable and deeply satisfying, catering to the depths of your desires.
Adding to its unique appeal is the hair-adorned base, a feature that not only enhances the visual aspect but also provides a distinctive tactile sensation. This primal and wild aesthetic adds an extra dimension to your experience, ensuring that The Owlbear is not just a product but a journey into the heart of your primal instincts.
This design is the brainchild of DeviantGardens, an exceptionally talented artist renowned for their remarkable contributions to the indie sex toy community.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Girth with plumage
A flared head, a ring around the middle and ridges down the shaft, all of which actually register instead of vanishing the second things get going. Rotate it and the curve turns one toy into several different moods.
Built for riding
The curve holds its shape under you rather than folding at the first sign of commitment, which makes being on top the main event. Softer firmness rewards a proper warmup, so give it one.
Wash and done
Nonporous and body safe, it cleans up with warm soapy water in less time than it takes to explain it to a houseguest. Available in small, medium and large.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 4.9 | 6.3 | 7.2 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.3 | 6.7 | 7.6 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.3 | 6.3 | 7.2 |
| Insertable Length | 4.1 | 5.1 | 5.9 |
| Total Length | 5.4 | 6.3 | 7.6 |
| Base Circumference | 12.4 | 15.0 | 17.3 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep praising the blunt head for making a genuinely thick toy comfortable at full depth, the curve and firmness that make riding it the standout, and custom pours that look even better in person. The feathers and balls at the base get repeated love, alongside quick shipping and helpful support. A few texture fans wish the ribbing were more pronounced, and the soft firmness can take some warmup and angle finding at first.
