







The Tentacle Depth Trainer III
It starts at a point you barely notice and then keeps going, sucker by sucker, until you find depths you didn't know you were hiding. If you're staring at the size chart thinking there's absolutely no way, that's the whole point of a depth trainer (the taper and the squish do most of the heavy lifting for you), and it's all body safe silicone so the only real limit is your own ambition.
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Looking to level up your adventures? Meet the Final Boss of depth trainers - the Tentacle Depth Trainer III.
With a design that would make Cthulhu jealous, it's packed with precisely placed suckers that'll have you feeling like you've discovered a whole new world of sensation.
Features that'll float your boat:
- Our most generously sized trainer yet (because go big or go harbour, right?)
- Thoughtfully placed suckers for those extra sensations
- Top-heavy design that gracefully narrows towards the base
Ready to make some waves?
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
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Subtle sucker drag
Precisely placed suckers give a gentle drag rather than anything abrasive, so the sensation builds the deeper you go instead of announcing itself at the door. It feels organic in a way that's slightly unnerving and entirely the point.
Moves with you
The flex means it follows your body instead of arguing with it, easing in inch by inch at whatever pace you fancy. Fair warning on the bigger sizes and softer mixes though, it gets slippery and substantial enough that a second hand earns its keep (or a second person, we don't judge).
Soap and water simple
Hand poured silicone with a smooth fade and a sheen that frankly feels wasted on something living in a drawer. Warm water, mild soap, done.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.2 | 1.2 | 1.2 | 1.2 |
| Head Circumference | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.4 |
| Head Diameter | 0.7 | 0.7 | 0.7 | 0.8 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.6 | 6.2 | 5.7 | 6.1 |
| Middle Diameter | 1.8 | 2.0 | 1.8 | 1.9 |
| Shaft Circumference | 6.1 | 6.9 | 7.1 | 6.9 |
| Insertable Length | 6.5 | 10.2 | 20.5 | 28.9 |
| Total Length | 7.9 | 12 | 22.2 | 30.7 |
| Base Circumference | 6.7 | 7.9 | 8.3 | 8.7 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep coming back to two things: it goes deeper than they expected on the first try, with the taper and flexibility getting most of the credit, and the sucker texture is subtle rather than scratchy. The super soft mix is the clear favourite, with one honest caveat that comes up more than once: it's slippery and heavy enough that one handed use takes practice and the base could stand to be bigger. Several bought it as an upgrade from a smaller depth trainer and now call it one of their best toys.


















































