Sinnovator Centaur Dildo

Q: What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options: Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide .

Q: What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

New

£49

Size: X-Small

Size Guide

Total:

£49

Description

Remember our Design a Dildo competition? This absolute beauty came in fourth, and honestly, we couldn't just let it fade into obscurity. So we did what any reasonable company would do and handed it over to our friends at Sinnovator.

Half man. Half horse. All yours.

The Centaur starts with a realistic human tip (because why not ease into things), complete with a Jacob's Ladder of frenum piercings running down the shaft. Before you run off to Google or Wikipedia, that's a series of shaft piercings that look impressive, feel even better, and will absolutely be a conversation starter if anyone asks about your toy collection.

From there, it transitions into a beautifully sculpted equine shaft, gliding past the prominent medial ring down to the textured sheath and balls at the base. The whole journey is a study in contrasts: human at the tip, mythological creature everywhere else, and definitely not something you'd find in a boring old anatomy textbook.

Available in 5 sizes from "curious" to "confident" to "are you sure about this?", so whether you're testing the waters or diving straight into the deep end, we've got you covered.

Made by Sinnovator. Smugly displayed by us.

Platinum Silicone

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

Discreet Shipping

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

Secure Checkout

We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	XS	S	M	L	XL
Tip Circumference	1.9 4.8	2.2 5.6	1.8 4.6	3.0 7.6	3.7 9.4
Shaft Circumference	4.9 12.4	6.7 17.0	7.8 19.8	8.0 20.3	9.8 24.9
Base Circumference	9.1 23.1	12.4 31.5	14.2 36.1	14.6 37.1	16.7 42.4
Insertable Length	5.5 14.0	7.5 19.1	9.3 23.6	12.2 31.0	16.1 40.9
Total Length	7.3 18.5	9.6 24.4	11.4 29.0	14.8 37.6	18.9 48.0

Product FAQ

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

Reviews

2 words - Absolutely Amazing

Centaur Specs:
Size: S
Firmness: Super Soft
Colour: UC Trademark

Photo Comparison Specs:
The Knot -> Size: S
Paper -> A4

This toy is absolutely amazing, it's huge, girthy, and perfect is you like size.

It's my first toy this size and I love it - I recommend it for everyone looking for a BIG challenge.
If you're new sex toys, or bigger toys in general, you might want to get the XS size, as the S is already massive.
Do check the pictures, I've included photos of in on an A4 paper (everyone has A4 paper... right?), as well as next to a "The Knot" dildo, I figured that as it's a Classic, many people might have it.

As for texture - It's great, you can feel the piercings VERY well. The human tip is great for inserting. You can feel the equine rings on it too. Also, the balls make it a nice plus, they are very nice to hold.

I've got it in Super Soft firmness, which I feel was perfect, I have other toys in medium, and this one is 100% a Super Soft kind-of-toy. It allows it to flex for an easier play time ;)

Its overall an amazing experience that makes you want to go back for more.

As for the colour, UC was kind enough to give me the trademark colors - I wasn't a big fan on it in the pictures, but in real like it's absolutely stunning.

10/10 would recommend again.

Impressive! But Difficult to Wrangle.

Ordered a Med in squishy soft.
It’s the first toy of this size I’ve had, and no regrets here for size!! The shape is amazing too. The bigger details like ridges and bumps are noticeable, and the smaller details like texture, veins, and general shape make me go “Huh! That feels crazy!” As an intermediate level user of fantasy toys, that’s exactly what I’m going for. To be fair, I did giggle like an idiot when I saw it in person and immediately thought “oh f**k what have I done”, but again, very pleased with the experience.

UC has always been good to me, and I’m def coming back. F**k’d up an order detail, emailed them explaining the mistake, and they were super accommodating and helpful. Not to mention, they’ve got the nerve to make unreasonably high quality toys? Hm, consider me impressed.

My only regret is the firmness I selected. As the material is very squishy, and the base is narrower than expected, the base is not firm enough to suction strongly to with the round suction cup UC offers. Additionally, because of the heft (and it is hefty <3) it ends up popping off of any suction cups way too easy. Makes it difficult to handle, but there are work arounds. Not sure if split density would be possible for this one, or if the base could be widened, but honestly, that detail should NOT deter people from getting this one! If you’re interested, it won’t disappoint.

I do NOT recommend Medium Centuar for newcomers or beginners. Stick to an XS if it’s your first fantasy toy. Honestly, try the Realistic if it’s your first toy in general. UC knocks it out of the park with their material quality, and it’ll be useful in helping figure out what customization options you like. Also, having something standard (like the Realistic) to compare new purchases to can help tell you if it’s gonna be an Oooh or an Ouch. Sometimes a coke can just isn’t quite enough to gauge scale ;)

To round it out, TLDR… medium squishy soft. HEFTY. The base doesn’t cooperate with suction cups. I recommend!

Pictures: a white barn/bath and body works candle for reference, the suction cup in question, and a Realistic (Custom Colour, Med)