
What our customers say
The two loudest themes are "gorgeous quality" and "far bigger than I expected," with almost everyone underestimating the sizing even after checking measurements, so err smaller if you're new to large toys. Reviewers keep praising the humanoid tip for making a hefty toy approachable, the noticeable piercings and ring, and the stunning colours, especially in super soft. The one recurring gripe is that the medial ring feels less prominent for some anal users on the softer firmness, and that the site size comparison image can read as misleading at XL.








Sinnovator Centaur Dildo
A realistic human tip that eases you in before a Jacob's Ladder of frenum piercings and a prominent medial ring take over, human at the top and full mythological creature everywhere else. It runs bigger than the size chart suggests (measure, then measure again, then maybe pour yourself a drink), but the tapered humanoid head makes it far friendlier to take than a toy this hefty has any right to be, and it's poured in body-safe silicone. Available in five sizes, from "curious" all the way to "are you sure about this?
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Remember our Design a Dildo competition? This absolute beauty came in fourth, and honestly, we couldn't just let it fade into obscurity. So we did what any reasonable company would do and handed it over to our friends at Sinnovator.
Half man. Half horse. All yours.
The Centaur starts with a realistic human tip (because why not ease into things), complete with a Jacob's Ladder of frenum piercings running down the shaft. Before you run off to Google or Wikipedia, that's a series of shaft piercings that look impressive, feel even better, and will absolutely be a conversation starter if anyone asks about your toy collection.
From there, it transitions into a beautifully sculpted equine shaft, gliding past the prominent medial ring down to the textured sheath and balls at the base. The whole journey is a study in contrasts: human at the tip, mythological creature everywhere else, and definitely not something you'd find in a boring old anatomy textbook.
Available in 5 sizes from "curious" to "confident" to "are you sure about this?", so whether you're testing the waters or diving straight into the deep end, we've got you covered.
Made by Sinnovator. Smugly displayed by us.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.

Piercings you can feel
The frenum piercings and medial ring actually register, so you feel every bump, ridge and stretch on the way down (the ring on the way out is a whole separate event).
Stands on its own
The weighted balls at the base give it a sturdy stand on a firm surface for riding solo, and that same humanoid tip makes inserting it easier than the girth would suggest.
Soft, smooth, body-safe
Poured by Sinnovator in body-safe silicone with a super soft option that lets you go deeper in comfort, plus a smooth surface that's simple to keep clean.
Size Guide
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.9″ | 1.8″ | 2.2″ | 3″ | 3.7″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.9″ | 6.7″ | 7.8″ | 8″ | 9.8″ |
| Base Circumference | 9.1″ | 12.4″ | 14.2″ | 14.6″ | 16.7″ |
| Insertable Length | 5.5″ | 7.5″ | 9.3″ | 12.2″ | 16.1″ |
| Total Length | 7.3″ | 9.6″ | 11.4″ | 14.8″ | 18.9″ |
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Reviews
What our customers say
The two loudest themes are "gorgeous quality" and "far bigger than I expected," with almost everyone underestimating the sizing even after checking measurements, so err smaller if you're new to large toys. Reviewers keep praising the humanoid tip for making a hefty toy approachable, the noticeable piercings and ring, and the stunning colours, especially in super soft. The one recurring gripe is that the medial ring feels less prominent for some anal users on the softer firmness, and that the site size comparison image can read as misleading at XL.




















































