Sinnovator Centaur Dildo
A human tip eases you in first, then the frenum piercings, the medial ring and a full equine shaft take over the rest of the journey. Fair warning, it runs bigger than your brain expects (read the measurements, then read them again, then maybe size down anyway), but the super soft body safe silicone is forgiving enough that you and the size can come to an arrangement. And there's no flare, if equine shapes have been calling to you but flares are where you draw the line.
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Full details
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Remember our Design a Dildo competition? This absolute beauty came in fourth, and honestly, we couldn't just let it fade into obscurity. So we did what any reasonable company would do and handed it over to our friends at Sinnovator.
Half man. Half horse. All yours.
The Centaur starts with a realistic human tip (because why not ease into things), complete with a Jacob's Ladder of frenum piercings running down the shaft. Before you run off to Google or Wikipedia, that's a series of shaft piercings that look impressive, feel even better, and will absolutely be a conversation starter if anyone asks about your toy collection.
From there, it transitions into a beautifully sculpted equine shaft, gliding past the prominent medial ring down to the textured sheath and balls at the base. The whole journey is a study in contrasts: human at the tip, mythological creature everywhere else, and definitely not something you'd find in a boring old anatomy textbook.
Available in 5 sizes from "curious" to "confident" to "are you sure about this?", so whether you're testing the waters or diving straight into the deep end, we've got you covered.
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Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Your customisation
The ring earns it
The piercings and medial ring actually register, especially the slide back over the ring that leaves you feeling oddly hollow (the kind of hollow you immediately want to fix). The texture, veins and sheath do quiet background work the whole way down.
Stands on its own
The weight and base keep it planted upright on any firm surface, so riding it is a hands free affair. The narrower human tip makes getting started far less dramatic than the silhouette suggests.
Squish you can trust
Body safe silicone, soft enough to bend and compress, which matters a lot more than you'd think at this scale. Five sizes, from a sensible introduction to something the length of a thigh.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.9 | 1.8 | 2.2 | 3 | 3.7 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.9 | 6.7 | 7.8 | 8 | 9.8 |
| Base Circumference | 9.1 | 12.4 | 14.2 | 14.6 | 16.7 |
| Insertable Length | 5.5 | 7.5 | 9.3 | 12.2 | 16.1 |
| Total Length | 7.3 | 9.6 | 11.4 | 14.8 | 18.9 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The overwhelming theme is size shock: reviewers in nearly every size say it arrived bigger than expected, and several note the comparison images undersell it, with the XL in particular running longer and slimmer than pictured, so trust the measurements over the photos. Beyond that, praise consistently lands on the human tip making entry easier, the super soft squish, the sturdy base for riding, and the piercings and ring being genuinely feelable, though a couple wished the medial ring were more prominent.