The Alien Dildo

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Description

Ready for a close encounter of the best kind? Meet The Alien, the dildo that's here to boldly go where no toy has gone before. With its thick, top-heavy tip and deliciously bulbous shaft, this extraterrestrial treat is all about intensity right from the start.

Unlike a knot dildo, The Alien focuses the thrill of fullness on that first, mind-blowing moment of insertion. The curved design expertly hones in on all the right spots, while the ridged shaft and underside deliver waves of stimulation that feel lightyears beyond ordinary.

Perfect for adventurous explorers seeking new frontiers of pleasure, The Alien promises an out-of-this-world ride you won’t forget. 

Brought to you by the creative brilliance of Kat from Excelddesigns.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size XS S M L XL
Tip Circumference 0 2 2.8 2.8 2.9 3.1
Head Circumference 0 4.1 4.7 5.1 5.7 6.7
Head Diameter 0 1.3 1.5 1.6 1.8 2.1
Knot or Middle Circumference 0 5.3 6.1 6.9 8 8.7
Middle diameter 0 1.7 1.9 2.2 2.6 2.8
Shaft Circumference 0 4.3 4.9 5.4 6.3 7.2
Insertable Length 0 4.3 5.1 5.7 6.8 7.9
Total Length 0 5.6 6.4 7.1 8.3 9.6
Base Circumference 0 9.4 10.6 11.9 13.7 15.6

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