The Alien Dildo
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Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
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Description
Ready for a close encounter of the best kind? Meet The Alien, the dildo that's here to boldly go where no toy has gone before. With its thick, top-heavy tip and deliciously bulbous shaft, this extraterrestrial treat is all about intensity right from the start.
Unlike a knot dildo, The Alien focuses the thrill of fullness on that first, mind-blowing moment of insertion. The curved design expertly hones in on all the right spots, while the ridged shaft and underside deliver waves of stimulation that feel lightyears beyond ordinary.
Perfect for adventurous explorers seeking new frontiers of pleasure, The Alien promises an out-of-this-world ride you won’t forget.
Brought to you by the creative brilliance of Kat from Excelddesigns.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.9 |
| Head Circumference | 4.1 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 5.7 |
| Head Diameter | 1.3 | 1.5 | 1.6 | 1.8 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.3 | 6.1 | 6.9 | 8.0 |
| Middle diameter | 1.7 | 1.9 | 2.2 | 2.6 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 4.9 | 5.4 | 6.3 |
| Insertable Length | 4.3 | 5.1 | 5.7 | 6.8 |
| Total Length | 5.6 | 6.4 | 7.1 | 8.3 |
| Base Circumference | 9.4 | 10.6 | 11.9 | 13.7 |
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Reviews
Customer Reviews
Ordered the "The Alien" - Surprise Me basic, medium size, soft. The extra offer of a Mystery gift toy was upgraded to Small size, and along came a Small "Knot", soft. What a result. The Knot was the nice warm up, but when The Alien was slid in to my wife the response was immediate. "OH YES!" She found it incredibly filling, hitting just about every sensitive spot in her pussy. After using it on her for the first O, it was grabbed out my hands for a very messy second! Big thumbs up from us and it's now number 1 in her dildo collection. Thanks UC.
We bought this for the wife, and it delivered big time. So well made, like all the products we have bought from here. Honestly can't fault the design, it's just amazing. The wife loved it. Glow in the dark so that made it more fun at night. Definitely recommend this, so much fun for couples.
will get a lot of use.
Looks just as cool in person as on the website. Textures and shape are really cool, would recommend.
The curve, the colour, the thickness but also the squishyness! It all works so well!
Got the X-small Alien. It's great, but the base does add to the size a bit more than I thought it would, but on the positive side the base does give me a nice grabbable point for better control. None the less it was good and fun to use and will definitely be putting this in the usual rotation when my partner and I use toys.