Your favourite slightly frazzled marketing person here! It's our BIRTHDAY (3 years young), and we're celebrating in true small business fashion - by working non-stop and making questionable purchases. Living the dream!
ORDERS UPDATE:
To everyone waiting for their Black Friday orders - we promise we're working as fast as we can! Though if we start hallucinating from all the packing, your package might come with some bonus existential questions in the box.
To everyone waiting for their Black Friday orders - we promise we're working as fast as we can! Though if we start hallucinating from all the packing, your package might come with some bonus existential questions in the box.
HUGE NEWS: The Alien Ovipositor 2 has landed! 👽 We've made this one shorter and more ergonomic. Perfect for solo exploration or adding some extra-terrestrial excitement to partner play. And yes, it still does The thing with the eggs. For the uninitiated among you... let's just say it brings new meaning to "alien encounters of the intimate kind".
BEHIND THE SCENES CHAOS:
- We finally bought The Perfect Table™ for social media filming. You don't understand. SO. MANY. TABLES. I now have opinions about table heights that I never wanted to have.
- Currently playing the 'Appease The Algorithm' game while learning video production (because apparently that's what marketing people do now). Though with all this TikTok ban drama, we might be mastering a sinking ship. Anyone know what's actually happening there? 🤷♀️ Either way, catch us at 3AM watching lighting tutorials.
- We've just ordered 22kg of mica powder (48lbs to our American friends). Yes, we're keeping it all. No, we don't have storage space for it.
PRODUCT UPDATES:
The Maw design is underway! Full progress update coming next week (once we dig ourselves out from under the mica powder mountain)
OFFICE UPDATE:
Secret Santa is happening Friday! I've dropped enough hints about wanting sweet treats or wine that even a rock would get it. Watch me end up with a practical door stop instead.
Until next time,
Your sleep-deprived but sparkly (so much mica...) marketing person.
P.S. If anyone needs me, I'll be watching more lighting tutorials while stress-eating Christmas pudding at my new perfect table.
Chief Dildo Officer (I was told I could choose my own title)
