Hey!
I'm currently emerging from what can only be described as a cheese and wine hibernation.
REAL TALK FOR A SECOND
Hope you've had a great year. If you haven't? 2025 can do one. We're all looking at 2026 with cautiously optimistic energy and possibly unrealistic expectations.
Either way, thank you for being here. For buying our ridiculous(ly amazing) products. For entering our design competitions. For following along with our chaos.
We literally couldn't do this without you. (And I mean literally, not in the annoying way people misuse that word. Our business model requires customers)
WRAPPED REPORT IS LIVE
We did the thing. You know, that annual tradition where companies pretend they have their lives together by summarising the year? Yeah, we made one of those.
There's oversharing. There's behind the scenes chaos you definitely didn't ask for but are getting anyway.
Read our 2025 Wrapped Report here
READY MADES ALERT
We have 1 Ready Mades left. That's it. And our next drop isn't happening for a while because we're building up to a big drop before Valentine's Day.
So if you've been eyeing something that ships immediately instead of our usual "we'll get to it in an undisclosed amount of working days" timeline... this is your moment.
DRAGON KNOT IV IS HERE
You lot seem to love our last launch of the year... and it's understandable, you designed/voted for it!
Right. That's it for 2025.
Thank you and goodbye forever*!
Chief Dildo Officer