Oi Oi,
How is it February already? Dry January is done. LONG GONE. (Not that we were participating, but the concept of it felt very... lengthy)
Hope your New Year's resolutions are still going strong.
Anyway, enough small talk, onto the good stuff.
SOMEONE GOT A TATTOO OF OUR BANANA X TENTACLE 🍌
Permanently inked on them. Like, forever. On their body. Of our product.
Banana X Tentacle
I genuinely don't know how to feel about this.
So naturally, we're sending them one for free because that's the level of commitment we respect around here.
And yes, this offer stands for anyone brave enough to follow suit: get a tattoo of one of our products, show us proof, and we'll send you the thing itself at absolutely no cost.
(Please no face tattoos. We're not that committed to the bit)
READY MADES ARE FLYING OFF THE SHELVES
We dropped 292 Ready Made toys late last week? Yeah, we're down to 110 already. I'm not saying there's a timer ticking here, but... glances at rapidly depleting stock ...there's definitely a timer ticking here.
(THEY'RE GONE)
BEHIND THE SCENES UPDATE: WE'RE GETTING OUR LIFE TOGETHER
The backlog? Under control. (Finally. You're welcome.)
We've got a few niggling issues with some products that we're ironing out, but honestly? We're in a really good place right now.
And the big news: we're this 🤏 close to launching our new manufacturing system that's going to make everything run smoother, faster, and generally less chaotic.
What did we call this revolutionary new system, you ask?
PourHub.
Because if there's one thing we're committed to, it's staying exactly this on-brand at all times.
NEW ADDITIONS TO THE FAMILY
We've just launched some Le Wand wand vibrators because sometimes you want something that vibrates without being, you know, anatomically adventurous. Also we're currently working out some designs that will use wands... stay tuned.
More importantly: THE LILYBUD IS LIVE.
The joy of fantasy sex toys is that you get something beautiful, interesting, and actually designed to be looked at (and, you know, used).
That's about it for this week.
Thank you and goodbye forever!
Chief Dildo Officer